9:45 PM
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
惊天大发现! (MJ正点新闻)News Scoop Express (MJ News)
MUGGING BENCHES COLONIZED BY FRESHIES
J2s beware! Your position as the supreme muggers of Meridian JC are over! For the first time since the 2006 batch graduated, the mugging benches have been colonized by freshies.
According to mugging specialists, the sudden wave of mugging phenomenon is attributed to the following causes:
1. The intense mugging culture of MJ has overwhelmed the freshies since day 1. this results in a strong desire to mug as much or even better than resident J2s.
2.The deprivation of mugging. According to experienced tutors, the average mugger needs to feed on mugging material at an average of 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekend. Most freshies have not mugged since the end of O levels. The utter deprivation of mugging drove them to resume back to their normal feeding cycle.
3. The installation of air-conditioners. Due to extra funding, our college is air-conditioning the enitre F and E blocks. According to conspiracy theorists, it is believed that a subductive halogen " MUGerene" is pumped through the air-conditioners. This results in freshies being subdued by the gas and automatically turn themselves into high efficiency muggers. J2s are immune to the gas as they have been over-mugged.
Notes: All the above are ment for satirical entertainment ONLY.
MYSTERIOUS ABSEILERS SPOTTED IN COLLEGE
According to eye-witnesses, these pystery personalities are re-painting the wall.
Labels: News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
9:15 PM
Saturday, January 12, 2008
惊天大发现!(MJ正点新闻)
News Scoop Express (MJ News)
Meridians found in possession of WMDS
A recent UN expedition to the Republic of Mugland discovers citizens in possession of weapons of mass destruction(WMDS). This time, instead of water, they come in the form of a cake and wax.
Stock footage shows a victim of their weapons. Most victims suffer a lump of cream on their face as well as the humility of being laughed at for looking so stupid. Counter measures for damages include running to the toilet and washing it off...(Obvious la)
惊天大发现!(娱乐大发现)
News Scoop Express(Entertainment news)
Mugger surrounded by paparazzi.
Message to all J1s:
Please Drop Mugging during your 1 and 1/2 months with us. We are not as extreme as you think. Thankyou!=)
Labels: Mugging, News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
10:30 PM
Friday, January 11, 2008
DUMMIES GUIDE TO:BRAINWASHING FRESHIES!An MJC Biz Club Production.
We all know that CCA recruitment is a period of intesne rivalry between the respective CCAs. Here's a guide of how to brainwash your juniors to joining your CCA.1:Get a hot card-board chio bu and get freshies to pose with her.
2:Do some erotic movements to attract attention.
3:Display cute teddy bears
4: Get Faith to Pose! LOL!
Last but not least: Bring in TWINS to perform for you!
AND!Please don't get people who sleep n MIA to men your booth..XD (Poor TQT...must let me suan her lidat..haha!)
惊天大发现!(MJ正点新闻)
News Scoop Express(MJ News)
WMDs discovered in MJC. After a major outrage by the international commjunity on Mugland for developing hydraulic water-bombs of mass distruction(For orientation). This year, some students have brought the idea even further!
To be continued in next post.....
Labels: Biz club, CCA recruitment, MJC, WMDs
9:30 PM
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Temporary Post on Mj J1 MuggersWhile waiting for those purchase orders to print out, ere's a very short 2 min post which I will delete soon:MJC J1s are CRAZY! They are mugging partial fractions and mole concept and they are bugging seniors already! Our mugging benches are colonized by them and they are lining up 10 MINUTES before lectures when we are LATE for lectures! OMG! here's a quote from Miss Lai:J1s: Please RELAX!=)Okay! Don't freak out all of us J2s! Please! We are feeling all the guilt of not mugging for 2 months!
9:59 PM
Saturday, January 05, 2008
TK CCA Recruitment 2008
Went back for CCA recruitment today with SP to visit our TK Media and TK Council friends/juniors and here is what we reported.First of all, not many J2's went back this year probably because it was held only in the morning. This is contrary to the past where it was held in the afternoon. We only found Mah Horny(haoning) Leemin, WeiQi and Kat. Also tagging along were MingJie(Role Model Councilor (: Surprising as *** was not very biased towards him) and Lenny Koh.According to MingJie, our 2008 batch of Sec3 councilors are quite screwed (like ours) which probably means that there are going to be premature promotions of Sec2 freshies into the EXCO, just like what happened to our batch. Most likely seniors will be brought back to help in training. Another important news about Council: Mrs Yeo has transferred from TK to go another school. So Mdm Halilah is now in full charge of council. =) So councilors better do well in A Maths! By looking at the number of J1's returning, we noticed that a large majority of them came from MJ, TJ, and very unexpectedly, VJ! Last year less than 10 people made it to VJ, this year, we have a bunch of Victorians and you don't need to ask about MJ, we have a mountain of TKsians there. This probably shows that the 2007 batch is smarter than the 2006 batch as so many of them made it to premier JCs while the majority from our 2006 batch made it to LPG(Lao Pok Gai) JCs.Another imporant news is that our Western Food Stall Uncle has passed away. So the stall has been closed since Jan 2008. Hmm..I think I'll miss their "All in one' meals and the wedges(before they banned fried food).Miss Liz/Sry is now Ms Liz/Sry!Why the change from Miss to Ms? Very obviously she is finally married! Not surprising given she has the best temper of all teachers(never scolded my class at all...despite the fact that 2B(2004) is the worst in the level), and almost every student that goes through her consultation comes out a refreshed person (Jian Rui incident Oct 2004).According to rumour she is married to the same boyfriend that we saw back in sec3. This means that they should have been dating for some time! 
Mr Teh is also stepping down from PSG Chairman post as Erwin is graduating Next Year. Hope to see him around sometime. And thankyou for teaching me how to take good pictures!=)
And thankyou for bringing us on those road-trips!Other than that, TK has not changed too much since we left. The only thing I have to mention is that the TK 2007 School mag is VERY NICE! 10x nicer than the 2006 one! Should have been born 1 year later...):We're Going Weekly!Due to the fact that the A Levels are just 10 months away, I will be blogging less from now on. With effect from this week, I will only blog on Fridays or Saturday nights or both given the amount of time I have. I will not blog on any of the other days unless there is a major event happening on that day. Thankyou for reading! And do watch this space for more posts after A levels! By then, my "NS Sian De Magnifique" posts will be ready.Labels: CCA recruitment, TK
6:51 PM
