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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Best place to Mug @ Meridian
Be it rain or shine, many muggers have chosen MJ as THE place to mug due to their "unsurpassed" mugging comfort and condusive high-stress environment. To help fellow muggers make a more informed choice about their mugging destinations, we have compiled a list of mugging locations @ Meridian. 
Garden: Pros:High level of seclusion and low noise level. This place is perfect when you want to isolate yourself from the rest of the planet and indulge in the intoxicating aroma of your mugging material. Don't worry if you mug until those Panda eyes develop. there's lots of bamboo for you!=)
Cons:It is illegal to mug here because Ms Lai designated it as a place for non-mugging activities. No chairs and tables provided. And if it rains, good luck to your mugging material. =)
Atrium:
Pros:Our Atrium is easily accessible from all parts of the college as well as towards mugging supllement ammenities such as kopi,drinks and snacks.There's of coffee-vending machine for hot coffee and hot-water tap for your cup-noodles. Plenty of mugging benches available so people won't have to fight for space.
Cons:The Atrium is VERY NOISY!
Tutorial rooms:
Pros:Low noise level and plenty of privacy for muggers. Classrooms are in ample supply and most can house up to 5-6 muggers if you want lots of room for your mugging material and fresh air.
Cons:There is NO air-conditioning and the tiny windows mean that the room gets very stuffy on a hot day. So only mug here when it rains.
Behind Bio-lab:
Pros: Natural air-con=no air-con but natural cooling. Large amount of space and very few muggers like to mug here due to its inaccessibility. Try to get a group of 4-5 if you want more life. Same as the tutorial rooms, there is ample privacy and low noise level for optimum concentration.
Cons:VERY Ulu and the security guard may lock you up in school cuz he won't bother to check the area..(Even if he's paid to do that...not I say one..cleaner unlce also complain about him)
Study benches:
Pros: You are always in close proximity to our snacks n Pokka vending machines so almost no need to walk. Plenty of teachers walk by here so muggers can hijack them with questions as and when they like.
Cons: Noise level is rather high and spaces are in high-demand. there have been many cases of J2s and J1s fighting over their mugging benches.
Study benches behind Hall(Personal favourite):
Pros:Low utilisation rate so no fighting over mugging benches. Plenty of leg-room and low noise level during holidays. Close proximity to PerKafe so you can get our nice nice Italian Soda and coke(we are the sole authorized vendor for Coke at Meridian).
Cons: When there's soccer match, you won't wana mug here.
Inside Perkafe(For authorized personel only): As mentioned above, this service is only available with authorized permission from CEO,AMD and OI. In this case, biz clubbers, go contact Denise or Desmon then beg them to open cafe for you.
Pros:Aircon! and maximum seclusion and low noise level.
Cons:If Mrs Chong catches you, hehe..you die! So do it if you dare!
Labels: Meridian campus, Meridian JC, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, Mugging
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