Hard Core Muggers and Why they should not be feared

Ok..back to my lecture proper. Today I shall lecture on why we should not fear hard core a.k.a. impulsive muggers. Recently, there have been negative comments about some hard core muggers in the college. Some also claim that some use "under-hand" means to ace their tests. Well, Hard Core muggers have always been in existence since the invention of education by some crazy freak came up with it some thousands of years ago. And they have, to some extent been stigmatized to be nerds or even wierd and horrifying.

However, depite their not so good reputation, hard core muggers are beneficial for us. Take this example. When you are running your 5.7km road race, do you run at your own pace or do you pace yourself with a fellow competitor running infront? The same goes to mugging. Hard Core muggers, regardless of how hard they are can be used as a pace-maker to pace ourselves in the long "run" in our mugging carrer. we need not see them as competitors like we do in competitions. But they can be a good gauge to how well you have mugged and when you should seek help from your tutors when your mugmode kena short-curcuit. LoL...

Geography: Vulcanism

Here are some important lava flows one must learn for their geog topic on Lithospheric process.

Pahoehoe to `a`a transition
Nearly all lava in Hawai`i erupts as pahoehoe, and some changes to `a`a during flowage and cooling. The critical factor that determines whether pahoehoe or `a`a forms is the relationship between the viscosity of the lava (resistance to flow) and the amount of internal disturbance or shear that occurs as lava spreads from a vent downslope.
Generally, if pahoehoe viscosity is high (relatively cool pasty lava), a low rate of shear or disturbance may cause `a`a to form. For example, a slow-moving pahoehoe flow that has cooled sufficiently may transform into `a`a as the flow continues to advance. If pahoehoe viscosity is low (relatively hot fluid lava), a high rate of shear or disturbance is required for transition to `a`a. For example, when a fluid pahoehoe flow pours over a steep slope, it increases its speed and creates conditions favorable for `a`a to form.
Any factor that increases the viscosity of pahoehoe, such as cooling, loss of gas, or crystallization will favor the transition of pahoehoe to `a`a. Pahoehoe can change to `a`a, but the reverse never occurs.

Coutesy of ( http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/)

Current State:

Ofcourse I'm still in the solid state la...lol..so lame..anyway.. just started listening to the E-learning topic on gases which is starting to get cheemer as more equations are being combined into an unrecognizable mass of numbers and letters...Just finished the torturous atomic structure tutorial and a Beijing sincerely Reviewed piece of tutorial for CSE. Biz club is starting to piss me off with their wonderful banner project and I'm given the bloody reposibility to call everyone up and vomit out the banner by Friday. Grrr...Stupid Banner...Hope I get to succeed JianXin in his place for Perkafe OM...All i need to do is to jaga the stupid cafe everyday and mug alone inside as the souls on duty perform their ritual...hopefully no one else is as siao as me..so interested in saikanging...haha...At this second, my stupid tagboard is giving me a very nice problem so I can't reply or read any tags..grrr...

Labels: election, Muggers, usual crap, Volcanoes

6:38 PM

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Election:
Election's coming soon and all the contestants are putting up a "great" show to advertise themselves. Some even resort to doing all sorts of outragous acts to attract attention. I'll let the pictures do the talking...here're some posters and updated Mugland footage.


This is no.37...her slogan: Empowe(red)
Did this really huge poster...but was out-shadowed by no.49 who had an even bigger one...now it's falling apart..

This is a result in an alliance between 3 candidates who advertised their "nice'ness" by giving out free sweets( and Macs chili sauce) outside the LT...how nice! So we won't fall asleep during lectures? lol...personally, if they wanted to improve their sincerity, they should put cardboard figures of themselves outside the LTs...so we'll see them everyday..


Some posters at the deserted Atrium.

Very interesting...a work of art by Candidate no.15...made this paper death God( from deathnote) Duno for wat...so crazy la...

Advertisement:

Vote for no.40

LoLs...thats about all I can say...gota go mug soon...

Labels: election

10:02 PM

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Yakult Factory Visit
Biz club finally had its first field trip! To...Yakult Factory!
The bus ride itself was already interesting. Fist, we had a little insight to Biz Club's Holy Man, Moses, who is nothing but a genius. he doe'nt need to study for any tests cuz he just passes them effortlessly with flying colours. Then I got...err...placed in the limelight?...by my J2 Seniors who keep calling me Guang Liang even though I look totally different from him. LoLs...but they were like super funny..

We were first introduced to the bacteria inside the Yakult as well as the business strategies of Yakult.
Much to our surprise, there are actually many things which we don't know about Yakult. Here's a variety:

1.Singapore Yakult ias the only Yakult in the world that has more than 1 flavour.

2.Yakult packaging is not always red. Thai Yakult is blue.

3.Yakult manufactures their own brand of healthy instant noodles(Only available in Japan) With 4 different flavours.

4.Yakult has their own pharmaceutical department. Makes lots of wonderfully delicious medicine.( Yakult digestion powder..very tasty..XD)( only available in Japan)

5.Yakult also makes their own brand of skin care products. (Imagine splashing Yakult all over your face for a facial! dots...)( Again..only available in Japan)

6.Singapore Yakult bottles are larger then the "original" bottles. Singapore's contain 100ml. The "original" ones carry only 65ml.

7.Yakult can be found as far as the UK and Brazil. (Sexy Yakult chiobu's by the beach!)

8. Most countries have Yakult aunties(e.g Japan, Korea). ( Singapore does not...Brazil also does'nt..they employ chiobu's instead.)

9.Yakult almsot got phased out by Vitagen when they first invested in Singapore.

10. Yakult is good for you.

Then we were shown the "ingrediants in our Yakult( after drinking our complementary bottle). The bacteria. It looked like some transparent jelly moving about...much to the disgust of some of us...=)

Half Drunken Yakult...

We then got a tour of the place, hosted by this very funny Uncle who told us his "life story" about studying and chasing girlfriend. His advice, " Don't chase now..wait till university." Anyway, the factory itself is very interesting. Especially when you see Yakult Bottles whizzing around. (As well as the poor packing auntie..tour guide uncle says it's good excercise...can make your butt bigger..lol!) Anyway, all I can say is that Yakult is indeed an interesting drink with alot of things which muggles like us don't know. lols...

Election Special:

Vote for Number 40!

TK News:
TK Choir got their Gold with Honours again! Another something that we can be proud of! Jiayou!

The Peaceless Mugger
Feeling pressure? Think failing tests is getting on your nerve? Wana take a gun and start shooting everyone to death in school? Or you wana curse 32 people to their deaths? You can always sing our your hearts out to relieve your pain! Here's an example:

I've no peace at my college:
I've no peace in my college.
I've no peace in my college.
I've got to mug four hours,
For Bloc Test.
For Bloc Test!

I tell you why I'm muggin.
If I fail,
Kena hantam,
By some out-rag-ed,
Tutor from chem lab.
From Chem Lab!

So you bet-ter start muggin.
So you bet-ter start muggin.
Later you fail you test,
Don't come find me.
Don't find me!

So you must start your muggin,
Later you kena retain
Then so suay don't go cursing all our souls
All our souls!

Labels: Biz club, election, Music, TK choir, usual crap, Yakult

7:50 PM

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Heart to heart talk
Here's a message to those who had the heart to heart talk with me today. Thankyou so much for being so straight and I really appreciated that cuz it's much better than keeping eveything inside and letting the matter get worse.( Lik Jev..during our little miscommunication last year). Anyway, being quite a sinner, I'm really sorry if my actions had made you guys unhappy with me. And I'd really hope we could put our grudges behind and work together. ( sounds wrong...I'm the sinner remember?) Haha! Ok...cheers! =)
Ego
This term was a total stranger to me when I first heard it from Ms Nah during the CE perios back in 2004. and i only got to briefly inderstand what it is some time ago while talking to some counselors.
Here's how wikipedia explains the word:
Ego
In Freud's theory, the ego mediates among the id, the super-ego and the external world. Its task is to find a balance between primitive drives, morals, and reality while satisfying the id and superego. Its main concern is with the individual's safety and allows some of the id's desires to be expressed, but only when consequences of these actions are marginal. Ego defense mechanisms are often used by the ego when id behaviour conflicts with reality and either society's morals, norms, and taboos or the individual's expectations as a result of the internalization of these morals, norms, and taboos.
Although in his early writings Freud equated the ego with the sense of self, he later began to portray it more as a set of psychic functions such as reality-testing, defense, synthesis of information, intellectual functioning, and memory. The word ego is taken directly from Latin where it is the nominative of the first person singular personal pronoun and is translated as "I myself" to express emphasis. Ego is the English translation for Freud's German term "Das Ich."
In modern-day society, ego has many meanings. It could mean one’s self-esteem; an inflated sense of self-worth; or in philosophical terms, one’s self. However, according to the psychologist Sigmund Freud, the ego is the part of the mind which contains the consciousness. Originally, Freud had associated the word ego to meaning a sense of self; however, he later revised it to mean a set of psychic functions such as judgement, tolerance, reality-testing, control, planning, memory, defense, synthesis of information, intellectual functioning, and memory.
In a diagram of the ‘Structural and Topographical Models of Mind’, the ego is depicted to be half in the consciousness, while a quarter is in the preconscious and the other quarter lies in the unconscious.
The ego is the mediator between the id and the superego; trying to ensure that the need of both the id and the ego are met. It is said to operate on a reality principle, meaning it deals with the id and the superego; allowing them to express their desires, drives and morals in realistic and socially appropriate ways. It is said that the ego stand for reason and caution, developing with age. Sigmund Freud had used an analogy which likened the ego to a rider and a horse; the id being the rider while the ego being the horse. The horse provides the energy and the means of obtaining the energy and information need, while the rider ultimately controls the direction it wants to go. However, due to unfavorable conditions, sometimes the horse makes its own decisions over the rocky terrain.
When the ego is personified, it is like a slave to three harsh masters: the id, the super-ego and the external world. It has to do its best to suit all three, thus is constantly feeling hemmed by the danger of causing discontent on two other sides. It is said however, that the ego seems to be more loyal to the id, preferring to gloss over the finer details of reality to minimize conflicts with the pretending to have a regard for reality. But the super-ego is constantly watching every one of the egos’ moves and punishes it with feelings of guilt, anxiety and inferiority. To overcome this, this ego employs method of defense-mechanism. Denial, displacement, intellectualization, fantasy, compensation, projection, rationalization, reaction formation, regression, repression and sublimation were the defense mechanisms Freud identified. However, his daughter Anna Freud clarified and identified the concepts of: undoing, suppression, dissociation, idealization, identification, introjection, inversion, somatization, splitting and substitution
Courtesy of Wikipedia.

Personally, it's quite true that I tend to be quite egoistic. Or should I say, I'm quite egoistice to some extent. Living in a life of competition porbably gave me a sense of drive to overcome the people around me. Most probably it was extrememly strong when I first came to Singapore in P6 when I was a total dumbass...My posting to my Sec1 class in TK probably helped enhace this. There was this paticular person who used to tease me for my wierd English accents...lols..( i have yet to master Singlish last time..haha!) So I felt that I should prove him wrong and trash him someday. Which did not materialize cuz he's really smart. And I did'nt really liked him anyway. I ended up quarreling him over...(mens stuff) ("nan ren bu shi wei le qian jiu shi wei le nu ren" =men work because they want money or women) So you'd probably know why I ended hating him. haha! =)

Ok..back to main topic...so some how, I felt a strong sense of threat that my pride was at risk. And so I started with this theory that success is defined by how high you climb be it academic or socially...Guess this was how I started having this mentality...
Now, my greatest fear is to get retained in MJ. And the fact that everyone's working so hard is scaring me...lols..( ok...better not think too much...later I go "zuan niu jiao jian" = think too much then die liao...)

So...in conclusion?

Hmms...interesting reflection...I probably found out what I need to work on myself in the next few months( besides mugging)...finally got through the tip of the iceburg...got somemore to go la...anyway, tommorow got geog test so I won't think too much..Mug hard people!





And before I go...

Ben and Jerry's had their FREE ICE-CREAM Day today! And I can tell you...The ice-cream rocks! A great bargain when you don't need to pay a cent! We're a bunch of LPG(Lao Pok Gai= Broke) people you know..haha!

Labels: Ben and Jerry's, ego, heart 2 heart tlak

7:44 PM

Monday, April 16, 2007

Un-Processed Baby Food for Dummies

I'm touching up on my frikkin PI now...so I'll just spend a few minutes crapping about baby food. Today, we had a "Eat Baby Food Day" involving CCY and HQ. Here's a short recipie from Lai Auntie( Youngest Aunt in Cantonese). She just had her labour last month...

Title: Cheepo MSG Free Sodium Nitrate Free Sulphur Dioxide Free Preservative Free low budget cum save time Baby Food.

Ingrediants:
(number specifies the ratio you need )
Rice(5)
Fish(1)
Pork( or some other bits of meat u can find)(1)
Carrots(3)
Dried Scallops( half a slice)( For kids aged 3 and above)

Procedure:
Make a porridge out of your rice. Boil until rice grains just burst.

Add your dried scallops

Stir fry your meat, fish and carrots...or cook them in any Low-Oil method..

Dump them into the porridge.

Boil for a 10 minutes.

Scoop up the "porridge" and put everything into a blender.

Blend the mixture into a mash that looks like..errr...dog food?

Serve while it's still hot. Do not add salt or pepper. And your kid, regardless of how spoilt they are, will probably whoop with joy and jump sky high...This baby food got taste one okay..
Note: this recipe is REAL...no joke! =)
My wordings have exaggerated to make it sound disgusting. remember..you also atet them when you were small!

Last but not least: some mugging topics
Screwed my bloody practical...still fiddling with the calculations that don't sem correct to any extent.
Geog test's coming up on Wednesday...hmm...I'm still quite preoccupied with the proving part...how to prove plate tech...(brain starts spinning uncontrolably)

Labels: Baby Food, usual crap

10:07 PM

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Guess what I wana do now?

I wana eat this much of sushi! Not because I'm starving.. But this week has been one of the most unpleasant ones since last year. The first thing is definitley the encounter with that frikkin piece of shit that came from the air and nearly killed me opposite MJ. And I'm still angry with that anonymous idiot who threw that..well...thing.from his flat. Really wished he'd get caught and sent to some correctional institution or something. After that, almost everything did'nt go as planned for me. After looking through my notes again, I found out that all I had written for my geog tutorial yesterday was out of point. Which means all the mugging time I spent with Pau yesterday was wasted...sorry Pau...And as for today, I did'nt do alot of productive mugging for my tests next week. Finished the Graphing tech assignment and mugged a bit of geog and chem. I'm very worried for my chem not because my concepts are not clear, but I just don't seem to be remembering my equations. Same goes for my maths. Geog is getting harder and it took me some time to comprehend what is going on with plate techtonics. The pictures from Wikipedia have been quite useful.
As for my training for NAPFA, I under-performed my run today. Gave up running after about 3.8km..some distance short of my norm 4.5km. Somehow, my leg seemed to ache alot today. Grrr..
Even the public transport seemed to bui-song with me. For the whole of last week, I missed duno how many busses with a few seconds to spare. And the frikin bus drivers are totally ignorant of a poor soul who's exhausted in energy supply chasing behind. I really doubt they use their rear facing mirrors. And as you know it...our inefficient bus company, SBS Transit ( Si Bei Slow) takes up to 30 mins before the next bus comes and the air-con of the bus is never guaranteed. Twice I got stuck on a bloody rotting air-con bus with almost no air-con...even though it claims to be air-con-ed.
I also quarreled with my Piano teacher. She was not happy cuz I can't do my Part C piece well...then she say" Where got people so stupid go lousey JC when u can go good JC?!" What has that got to do with me not getting that bloody piece of music? Besides..I really have no appreciation to western classical music..cuz some of them sound like some lunatic banging his hands on the piano. Really...it has no melody and the keys is like damn diffiucult..nade worse with lots of accidentals in the whole piece all the double sharps and flats are pissing me off..Grrr...

God wished I could be here:

Yup..this is Macau, land of Egg-Tarts ,Bak Kua and all things edible. Best thing about this place is taht it's so small that you can walk the entire peninsular under 30 mins. Which means no need to cram crowded busses or expensive taxis. And ofcourse, this place does not need you to take NAPFA...cuz you can always ask boss-man form Beijing to do everything for you.. Best of all, you can seek alot of emplyment opportunities here with a Cambridge O level Cert. The egg tart shops will immediately swap you up and make you roll dough and crack eggs..and even whip up the aroma of freshly baked tarts...cum steal a few recipies and you can start your own rival store next door. HAHA! This place is also home to slcakers...cuz their education system does'nt make you feel like an out-cast compared to the "elites"...as a matter of fact, the word does'nt even exist there...cuz everyone's an elite there...as long as you get into a casino...you'll be treated like royalty regardless of how broke you are..

Labels: macau, makan, rants, suay, usual crap

6:55 PM

Saturday, April 14, 2007

TK Games carnival 2007

Went back with HQ and CCY for TKGC yesterday. And thanks to the rain, we basically witnessed...well...nothing much. Ofcourse, we went to see our teachers and juniors to liven things up. The main run was cancelled due to wet weather. Then went into the un-locked council room, a place which I have not visited more like more than 3 months? And the place still rocked...haha!

tada! During our visit, we saw a number of O'levle muggers already firing their mugmode to 90% efficiency level. Examples like Tina and MingJie. And Oh lord! They are going to be the inspiration to all muggers! Their mugging powers are only just lagging behind Full time muggers like Meridians. Just wait and see them in mug in 100% efficiency. Poor Tina was mugging 70% of the time while were there and her face was almost glued to her History notes. She'll cope very well if she comes MJ MingJie on the other hand was just despo..He's planning to DSA into MJ but I'm not encouraging him to do so...cuz he's yet to see the true colours of MJ...Anyway...kambate to everyone! mugging rox!..(my head ar..)

It rained today...A view from ToaPayoh NLB branch...rain plus trees..XDXD. Went to mug with Pau at ToaPayoh NLB branch. So I kinda mugged some geog for next week's test and some GP articles. I'll mug my chem tommorow plus finish some of the graphing technique tutorial. Pau went to mug for her June CL paper. We passed by the Campus superstar audition venue which was in chaos. Full of people..all of them aged like us. We heard a few contestants..some were quite good..but we also heard this person who sang like shit. He sang the wrong key right from the start..gosh...and the pitching went haywire...Holy crap...Can't believe the judges actually let him pass. Maybe because he sang a girl's song...I think it was Mo Li Hua by Angela. Saw some familair faces there too. Saw JiaMin carrying some mugging material and crapped a bit with her..then saw...Taupok! Haha! saw him on the bus and crapped with him a bit again..he's a bit of a stoner though...

Random pic of the week:

It's Council election week! All the competitors are competing fiercely for the 30 something places in council. While mugging,we saw this paticularly violent voter who said he wanted to wanted to F*** a paticular candidate. LoLs...not a pretty sight..=)

Labels: Mugging, TK, usual crap

5:51 PM

Friday, April 13, 2007

TK School Song




On the sea shore of the endless worlds,
With the mind and with the body,
We'll work together and we'll play,
It's one for all and all for one.

We'll Seek,
And find.
We'll make,
And Mind.
However hard,
We'll strive to reach the goal.

O Rutherford, Da Vinci
Tagore and Albert Eintstien.
We hope we have rightly invoked,
Your aspirations and
Your fame.

We'll seek,
And Find.
We'll make,
And mind.
However hard,
We'll strive to reach the goal.

Went back for games carnival today and sang our LONG TIME NO SING Schoo l song. I'll blog about the rest later after I receive the pics.

Labels: Music, TK

10:30 PM

Annabel Chong:
Warning. This post touches on sensitive topics which some readers may find disturbing. Non-GP students and people who think they are conservative are strongly advised against reading this post.
Did this Wikipedia search on one of Singapore's more infamous personalities. We were introduced to this personality during a recent GP talk at the National Library with regards to the media and how they censor it. This is a prime example where a person is censored from the media because his/her professions do not agree with the culture and mindset of the Genaral Public.

Chong was born and raised in Singapore. She attended CHIJ Opera Estate Primary School, Raffles Girls' School (Secondary) and Hwa Chong Junior College in Singapore, after which she studied law in London under a scholarship. During this time, she was gang raped in a rubbish store under an inner-city housing block. At the age of 21, she went on to graduate studies in photography, art and feminist studies at the University of Southern California (USC), where she excelled academically. She also began working in pornographic films. She went on to do her graduate work in gender studies at USC, and currently works as a successful web designer. She is also an artist who has exhibited at a group show in New York City.
She presented her work in pornography as an attempt to challenge the settled notions and assumptions of viewers about female sexuality. As a result, she was not a popular performer among reviewers seeking titillation.
For example, her conception of a gangbang was based on the example of Messalina, a wife of the Emperor Claudis. Historically, Messalina has suffered a poor reputation, a fact that some attribute (at least partly) to gender bias. Chong sought to question the double standard that denies women the ability to exhibit the same sexuality as men, by modelling what a female "stud" would be. Skeptics suggest that, in reality, she merely brought art-school pretensions to a depiction of the culturally embedded "slut" stereotype. Other critics note that one can hold up historical gender biases for scrutiny without having sex with 70 men on camera.
For her performance, Chong earned a "dubious achievement award" in Esquire magazine.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.

And a note to the insane 501-ers who discussed about how the record of 251 was set: HQ is right. They actualy FILMED the entire process, where 70 over men took rounds to F*** with her. And they even had a HOST to count the number of "hits". Yeah..so you can imagine. (ok..stop..porno is bad for you..please think in the mind of an acdemic) haha!

Labels: GP

10:04 PM

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Suay-ness...
Throughout the week, a number of suay things have been happeneing on a few Meridians, including my recent encounter with killer litter.Grrrr...still frikin pissed wif that incident... Here's a short summary.
Milo Implosion
We had this little gathering at White sands Macs for breakfast yesterday. Consisting of yeah..the sam 501 gang plus OGL MMM Marina Zone-mate....oh shoosh! I forgot her name! I think it's Cher Lia..omg...sorry! Anyway, Macs breakfast was not exceptionally appealing to the stomach. Especially after a sleepless night, the only thing you feel like doing is to vomit. Ok..back to the main topic, Milo Implosion right? Ok..it was just a little freak accident CCY encountered. She was buying Milo for Ben and Low Fat Magnolia Milk for herslf. So while walking to our table, she kind slipped or was she saying 'hi" to someone..the milo cup fell off the tray and crashed onto the floor, spewing out a wave of brown liquid. the cup was damaged beyond recognition and it looked as if it just imploded. good thing that macs actually gave a free replacement. Good job Macs!
MeePok Sauce Tsunami
This happened today during recess. Ben was taking his YongTauFoo from the tray. Due to the pull of gravity, one of the TauFoos rolled off the tray and made impact with the sauce. This led to a tsunami of sauce that travelled across the container and sauce was sent flying all over the place. Poor Sarene was standing in the way of the wave. Her blouse ended up covered in dots in an artistic array of shades of brown and black. LoLs...next time becareful ar Ben...Guess we should nominate Ben to design clothes for the nude sculptures at MICA cuz the poor pieces of marble and granite are not having clothes to wear and they are showing their..err..fruits..which may not be accepted by the conservative public.
Wet Rice Cultivation @ Meridian
The relentless rain pounded the MJ field and overloaded the soil. This led to massive flooding at the field, reducing it into a piece of Mudland which is more suitable for wet rice cultivation. I really doubt any soccer player can play on such a field. the mud would probably flodd their shoes and balls.
Wet n Wild @ Bus 81
Got totally drenched while boarding bus 81. Thanks to the stupid pipe that drains rain water near the door. Poor Ben and me kenaed this stub by SBS. Saw Berlin on the bus and talked about...err...stuff..Yea..Berlin got into TP Council cuz she's a CG rep..lol..haha! TP seems so fun...ofcourse..MJ is still fun cuz we indulge in mugging..
Something Not so Suay
MJ is giving out FREE head-phones and web-cams from CREATIVE!! And its meant for EVERY SINGLE SOUL IN MJ!!! Really duno how come MJ suddenly got so rich. And best of all, you can get their music players and other gadgets at a SUPER SUBSIDISED price. Much lower than anywhere else in the world! HaHa!

Oh..here's a funny pic from HuiQi's blog.

Let's call it: The yellow chiobu flashes again with extra strong lemon flavour...

or what Ben would have said: The Mungen chiobu flashes again. (Mungen is yellow in Tamil..I'm not sure if I spelt correctly...)

Labels: suay, usual crap

8:43 PM

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Mugger Myth #406:
Presented by Discover Mugger Channel (DMC)

Can the GC be used as a music Player?

Our experiment:
The Nokia Ear-piece actually fits! I'm not so sure about other brands but Nokia Users should be able to exploit this new found function of the GC. The GC also has many other exciting functions which help you spice up our mugging life like exciting games and beautifully artistic graphs.

Our Verdict? PLAUSIBLE.
We have been unable to proceed on to confirm this myth as we have a lack of funds to get a sound card for the GC. So the chances of you listening from one in the near future is not very optimistic.

Random Monkey For the Day

Orang Utan devours bamboo

Labels: Monkeys, Myth Busters, usual crap

9:29 PM

Passport Photos:
We had our passport photos taken today. And as expected, we all looked super funny on them. Worse of all is this stupid regulation that we are not allowed to show our teeth in the photo. Gosh! Can't the immigration just have some blardy sense of humour and allow someone to smile? No wonder our government had to force us to "smile" with their "4 million smiles" campaign last year. LoL..

As for today, I was "priviliged" to get involved in a paticular insomnia treatment: sleep Induction. Today's lectures are really putting me to sleep. I justn could'nt concentrate. CSE was the worst. I had to listen to a steady stream of french with regards to Confucionism and i was brought to the brink of dosing off.

Collosium Heats
Today marks the first day of trails for collosium, MJ's "sports day". Today, our class battled with 07A301 over....Captains Ball. Our opponents were quite rough but they were good..and fast..so..obviuosly, we came in second.( Which means we lost la..) anyway, we're all winners so it was overall a good game and everyone put in their best. And most important of all..we had FUN!

One cheer is not enough!
Three Cheers is not enough!
Five Cheers and Five Cheers and Five Cheers for
5-0-1 !!!
Hip Hip Hurray!
Hip Hip Hurray!

Killer Litter:
Here'sm an abridged version of my testament to killer litter. My previous post involved too much cheemalogy.
Start
Some idiot threw this plastic object from their his flat.
The plastic thing hit the bus shelter roof
Then bounce off to hit me.
Struck my bag and permantly damged it.
I cursed the fucking idiot for throwing that bloody piece of shit.
End
Why I'm so pissed?
Cuz that bloody piece of plastice did permanent damge to my bag.
That bloody idiot nearly put me in hospital.
Why I'm not pissed.
That piece of shit could have hit my head. And I won't be sitting here typing out this post.

Labels: 07S501 stuff, cheers, killer litter, usual crap

9:07 PM

Friday, April 06, 2007

Tag Repy: To HuiQi and cheng. As well as a message to the idiot who stole my pictures( YOu stole ALOT of my pics!!) and uploaded it on Wikipedia.


Yes! Dun u dare upload my pics or I'll go find your house and..ok la...i should';nt kill people...so mean...I'll sue you! =)

here's a threat to the soul who violated my copyrights and the consent of the people featured:
Bom chika Bom!
Bom chika laka chika laka chika laka chika Bom!
Who's this?! HuiQi!
Whos' this?! Jia Min!
Whos's this? Gladys!
Whos this?! bernice!
Who's this?! Ivan!
We Will We Will
Slap you flat like ginger bread and
never let you shoot us back!
We Will We Will
Slap you OOH!
Bash you AAH!
Slap You Bash You OOHLALA!


Since I had to go through the TK band pics again, I've made some last minute crappy wallpapers which you may wana use. Again...don't upload them...other than that..u can do anything with it.



Special announcement to Graduated TKsians: TK is having their annual Games Carnival at TK grounds on friday 13 April. All are welcomed to visit. Time: 2.30pm-6.00pm. Attire:Anything Decent...or TK shirt( long time no wera liao!!)



Candid Camera:
You know how sian lessons are..especially during tutorials and it's during these periods that strange things happen. Take Monkey for example here. Poor Monkey sprayed herself and overdose of strawberry flavour deoderant. Resulting in an irritating itch that plauged her the rest of the day...This was also followed by frequent visits to "dreamland" during tutorial. The main reason is because...

There's a "cute" and "handsome" tutor la...lol...no wonder she kept starring at the blank abyss of the comp0uter screen.

More random candid pics

The very productive muggers of 07S501

Gaaaah!!! Corrections!

Cheers!

Photo courtesy of QHQ. Copyright: No part of these photos may be reproduced or extracted withou prior notice from publisher.

Bean's Holiday Movie
Went to watch Bean with fellow Media people Ying,Sp and Ken. The storyline of the movie was quite stupid and impossible and most likely Mr Bean would never had made his way to Cannes in the real world. Though the movie was quite entertaining. personally I thought the scene on the train (to Cannes) was the best. I really liked the way that French Boy slapped his face!
We also saw many people we knew before and after the movie. Which was a bit scary. First, while waiting for Ying, I saw Sarene at the MRT station. Then at Century square, the Sarah from TKMC. While going up the escalator at TM, I saw Hazel. Then while waiting for SP and Ying outside the toilet..we saw HuiQi and OYC. They were walking together. I think I also saw Yan Ying..but I'm not too sure....or was it only HuiQi and OYC...Then we saw ShiRong shopping alone(dot dot dot). Then I think we saw some other Tksian..I'm not so sure of his name..but whatever it is..it's a bit scary la...lol...

Another imporatnt thing: I started excercising after months upon months of slack. Ran 4.8 today and came home sweating like a pig. Gota exercise more now..i really need that silver for NAPFA..and Collosuem is comming soon too...which means even more training.

Labels: 07S501 stuff, usual crap

9:06 PM

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

TOP OF THE WORLD (CARPENTERS)

Such a feelin's comin' over me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cloud in the sky
Got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream


Everything I want the world to be
Is now coming true especially for me
And the reason is clear
It's because you are here
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen


I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world


Something in the wind has learned my name
And it's tellin' me that things are not the same
In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
There's a pleasin' sense of happiness for me


There is only one wish on my mind
When this day is through I hope that I will find
That tomorrow will be just the same for you and me
All I need will be mine if you are here


I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world

HaHa...a really nice n happy song by carpenters!

Labels: Music

11:08 PM

Perk You! Perk Me!

Got into Biz Club after service learning decided to abandon me. And Biz club is "infested" with TKsians! In total I counted at least 10...and plus our seniors, 14. Biz club is actually not a slcak CCA cuz if you wana be enthu..you will have to be very enthu...sometimes even getting yourself into some shit if your're not careful. Ask JianXin...poor guy has to "jaga" Perkafe everyday and close shop on time and do the cleaning up everyday. And we are signing up for this..errr...promotional campaign thingy...and fellow TK-Muggers cum "sai kang-ers" and I have signed up to do the most "sai kang" task in the whole event. Mini-Banners. To be designed using...IT...more like Microsoft paint and photoshop...and we're supposed to paste them all over school. Besides, according to the "language experts" form 501, I have found that Biz Club people have committed even more gross spelling errors than I did. Take "mend the booth"for insance. In this case it means "jaga the booth". But if literally read, it means, "fix the booth cuz its broken."

The renowned monkeys of 07S501 (JAE)...now upgraded with more insanity and noise!

07S501(JAE) consists of a bunch of people who have an upgraded level of insanity as compared to 07S501(PAE), its predecessor.

Upgraded Features: Beat-rice,sissy-why,JOn,Jaime,Hwee Kee(also called Ali),SArene,HAYden,Eun!ce,Mrs CHUA( Full time CGT), Monkey Meng, Shi Hui, Shi Min,Evan( the noisy one),Ben( The Norweigen), OYC( also called BaBa)

ZhiJun

ZhiJun was a former member of 07S501 before he went to change his subject combi. Some people beleive that he's aimless and is only concerned about scoring goals on the soccer pitch.

Personally, I think I'm even more aimless. Cuz I'm not even concerned about scoring goals and shooting balls. I am mugging aimlessly for like 4 years and 4 months? Last time i was afraid of failing and getting demoted to Normal. Now I'm even more petrified about getting retained. my only goals seem only to be passing my promos. Thats even worse than ZhiJun cuz I have been mugging aimlessly for 3 years without even feeling it. =(

Labels: 07S501 stuff, Biz club, usual crap

6:59 PM

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Latest KMB Hit: Crazy Bus Teen

By the Creators of Bus Uncle

Guess choping two seats is only typical to Singapore? Think Again! Hong Kong took it further! The following is another crazy event that happened on a KMB bus which further disgraces Hong Kong and our fellow residents.

Set: Some very suay KMB Bus..That is in a very crowded condition...

Starring:

Crazy young spectacled guy

Some 82 year old man

A crazy cameraman with his Nokia Video-phone

Synopsis:

The 82 year old man asks the young guy to give him a seat cuz the young guy choped two seats. The young guy not happy..then the elderly asked again. The young guy then got very pissed and called the police. The poor bus driver was forced to stop the bus in the middle of some expressway and wait for the police. The stupid cameraman starts shooting and giving out stupid comments when he himself is also the stupid one. The young guy then got dragged sown the bus for questioning by the police. End of story.

The three Sinners in the show:

The young spectacled man. He can only be described with one word: Bastardy. Choping two seats is considered a sin to many Hong Kongers cuz the buses get very crowded very often..regardless of how big the bus is. as a matter of fact, if I'm not wrong, it's actually illegal and cyou can be fined for that. ( So Singapore actually very good...bus big,seat alot...chope seven seats also no one care..XDXD) Worse of all is the fact that he called the police just because he was pissed with an 82 year old man. Not only is it a waste of man-power for the police, he's also making a freakin fool of himself. The police should not have given a damn about such stupid trivial calls.

The Cameraman. The fact that he added on to the arguements shows that he's just as stupid as the young guy. The fact that he did not give a seat to the 82 year old man shows that he's no better than the young freak.

The rest of the passengers. Can't they give him a seat in the first place if the young man refuses to give up his extra seat? Even if that freak called the police, they should have at least allowed the elderly to sit down. This shows that they are equally inconsiderate. Putting the blame on the young man(although he's still a bastard) is like diverting attention from the sin they too committed.

To round off, this event just shows how low our moral values are. The fact that the cameraman actually uploaded the video shows that he's just as shameless as the young man..I should say he's just as bad as Bus uncle. Cuz he's more concerned about gaining fame from the video rather than really fighting for justice on the elder'y's part. We should help other people because we want to help them and not because we get to gain from them. This is just like our CIP hours system. Some students in Singapore go for CIP just to clock up enough hours and get a good looking certificate so that people would think that they are caring people when they are actually not. One should also have one thing in mind when helping: Don't think about gaining rewards after helping someone. The only reward you get is the joy you feel when you did something good.

Such events should not be happening at all...especially in highly educated Hong Kong..

Random pic:

Escalators @ NLB. Very tall and wide...with very cold air-con. Took the picture after the GP talk I attended with some of the 07S501 friends. Really useful and highly reccomended. Everyone should have gone...haha...

Labels: crazy people, Hong Kong

8:03 PM