Surprise Media gathering:

SP and Y3 happened to pass by my place just now so we went to paly with the swings and look at the moon and stars...LoL..talked about the conflict Rwanda and some gross stuff...plus all the Human Geog stuff...

Labels: Some cheem ideas, usual crap

9:36 PM

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Harry Potter and The Order of The Beng
For the past 6 books, it's very obvious that poor Harry and company have been mugging. They have mugged at the Mugwarts library 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends just to find a solution to defeat their evil nemisis, Lord Voldemort.They toiled for days and years to find a perfect spell to destroy him...until... They came across the following plausible Muggle solution: A solution invented by an Mugging Wizard in Singapore by the name of Beng( the kind of beng that robs you with a gun..like the JB kind)...The following clip describes how the mugging wizards can defeat their nemisis

Yup...the best way to defeat such evil Nemisis-ses is to shoot them in the ass and blast them to powder...simple..
Produced by Potter Puppet Pals for the lame clip
Courtesy of Youtube for providing such a excellent medium

Disclaimer: This post is written for pure entertainment purposes only and bears no criticism to Harry Potter or his Puppet Pals. Any misunderstandings are greatly regretted.

Last words plus some mugging updates in the real world
This is what happens when you mugged for 3 consecutive days without break...came across the idea while mugging about violence brought about by Transmigrasi..the machine guns and beheadings shurely gave some inspiration...I know, I'm mean...and lame...muahaha..=)
Anyway, our class is going on a mugging material shopping session at Bugis this Saturday. So I'm saving up money for the dictionary-thick textbooks and stationary. and another thing...tutorials are starting next week. class please finish the first 4 questions of your math tutorial by the next math tutorial session(From Mr Patrick.)

Labels: Lame ideas, usual crap

10:12 PM

Monday, March 26, 2007

What Happens after TAF...
As everyone knows, our government has decided to do away with TAF(HURRAY!). Cuz TAF is FAT spelled backwards and it has been criticized as a form a discrimination against the FAT students. Ever since TAF has been done away with, many die-hard supporters of TAF(crazy..) have voiced their displeasure because they can't think of a way to slim down the presently "overweight" student population. Be it out of sadism or not, such people feel that FAT people should be stigmatized so that they will have a drive and determination to loose weight.
As Muglanders, being a supporter of human rights, we do not support such oppresive moves. So mugalnd has suggested to following to MOE to see if they fancy such programees...so far..they have been rather successful at Mugland.

1.SPA
No I'm not talking about your spa treatments and bla...but it's Science Pratical Asessment(SPA)...yes..SPA is indeed a very effective way for muggers to trim down due to the following reasons. First of all, SPA is often held in enclosed spaces like science labs. The often high temperatures associated with SPA(Bunsen burners) and stuffy environment makes for a good opportunity to boil off all your fats.

2.Fruits
Join the eat fruits week organized by 07S501! Eat fruits everyday for lunch and ensure you don't chuck in uneccesary amounts of fat!

3.Addictives
No..not MSG. By adding addicitves such as plastic and kersosene to fatty foods like fries and chicken rice, muggers will surely shun away from eating such fat giving foods! If you want an even more extreme way, season chicken with sand paper, the effects will be even more starking..provided they don't get stuck in your throat and you die of suffocation.

4.Weighing Scales
Screw the scales and make them extra sensitive. Make sure they register you as "overweight" even when you are underweight and severely overweight when you have normal weight. You will immediately feel FAT an will want to lose of every extra pound you can. Perfect way to train our Track and Field.

5.Mass Humuliation
Raise the bar and set impossible-to-make-targets so that everyone fails their NAPFA. By then, everyone be it fat or thin will be deemed unfit. Fair right? So everyone will be called back at 6.45 every morning for morning runs until every inch of fat is drained from them.

There you have it...five very fun and interesting ways to replace the TAF programme. Now critics won't need to worry about overweight kids anymore.
Applies to all muggers,infant,juvenile or professionals..all applicable=)

Labels: some lame ideas, usual crap

8:52 PM

Friday, March 23, 2007

Case Study:Transnational Migration

Transnational migration from Mugland:

Push Factors from source country
-Poverty
-Famine(Due to plastic smelling chicken rice and kerosene laden fries)
-Un-airconditioned mugging environment
-Persecution aginst anti-mugger rebels( e.g slackers)
-Overemployment( Too much mugging to do..)

Pull factors of Host country:
-High class mugging environment
-Extremely cold air-conditioning
-Never-ending supply of caffiene to support mugging
-Endless food supply(IKEA restaurant's wide variety of mouth-watering dishes!)

Impacts to host country:
Host countries such as IKEA-land experiences regular waves of temporary migrants from mugland in search of better mugging facilities. This results in an overload to the mugging services and facilities(e.g tables and drinks). This may also result in social unrest and ethnic enclaves in host countries. This leads to roits and even political instbility.(E.g Muglanders seen torturing IKEA furnitures.)

Furniture at IKEA-land seen being tortured by Mugland Migrants


Transnational migration to Mugland
Push factors of source nations(e.g T-Mugland, An-Mugland)
-Persecution against muggers
-Unstable mugging conditions( e.g fast and furious lecturers)
-Stressful pace of life(e.g speedy tutorials)

Pull factors of Host country:
-Indusive mugging environment(even it's not air-conditioned)
-Strong support for Muggerism
-Large Social support for Muggers

The seductive mugging environment of Mugland

Examples of social support in Mugland

Impacts to Mugland:
Due to the strong mugging culture of Mugland, many migrants have forced themselves to mug even harder than the locals in order to stay afloat in the ever mugging community. This results in occasional outbreaks of mugging sydromes which include scenes of premature mugging and over intensive mugging. More serious are cases of Severe Acute Mugging Sydrome. This syndrome has been spotted at hot mugging areras such as the Atrium and Study Benches.


Examples of Premature mugging in Mugland



Migrants and locals compete in mugging skills

Some of the latest products produced by local muggers: Half finished Sponge Bobs

Report published by MJC JC1 Geog students
copyright 2007
Picture courtesy of HweeKee's camera
Information courtesy of Tracy Pow Geographical Centre

Labels: 07S501 stuff, Lame ideas, usual crap

8:09 PM

Thursday, March 22, 2007

What you Wana be ya?! Super Mugger!

How do you spot an M-Mugger? We mug in mass mugging sessions conducted by muggers like ourselves! Today features fellow muggers re-mugging our chem revision lectures. Starring 07S501.=)
Random Pic:

This copy of newspaper is made in Singapore, LoL..shot this as part of a task during MMM...HaHa

Orientation Nite Day3
Mother nature screwed out Campfire cuz it rained. So we had it in the hall instead. And it turned into an...err...Insanity party..where everyone just went wild and crazy. The mascot parade rocked, especially the performance by Phobos! Cuz it was damn funny...and Phillip TauPok made it even better with his

"We are not VJC,TJC,RJC-or TPJC! We are-MJ(Spins around) C!!!

In the end, Triton won again! Despite being behind for the past 2 days. Guess they are really great sportsmen. They don't give up till he last minute.LoL..at least everyone had fun and Orientation rocked totally! Woosh!
I may not be in Phobos now but I really have alot of respect for their HL's. Especially Wei Jia(vice-capt) who puts his heart and soul for the house.( The episode of "The mascot who pungseh-ed us" proves this...he really sacrificed his time and enery to help us) And he knows how to communicate well with his house. I guess this is what makes a true leader. Not like some people who only know how to package themselves as leaders and go about showing off their "stuff". I know this complement came a bit late but I should say that Phobosians should be proud that they have such great leaders.

Arena
I know the show ended some time ago. But I'll just included it cuz I was quite satisfied with the results. UWC won and they really won RI hands down. Anyway, I found this passage on a blog which I totally agrees with.
I'll quote some sentences:


"...I think it's the attitude of the RI students that led to their downfall..from the way they delivered their speech...it's a bit like they were saying how "elite schools" would produce elite students such as themselves.."

"...and what one of the guys from RI said made him looked so stupid: "no matter how smart a person is in ITE or NA..he is still from ITE and NA..."..I guess that's what parents had taught their children..."

"...personally I feel that people are born with elitism..it's not something you can ahieve by studying hard(okie maybe a small percentage)..."

Here's the link:http://veronlovestennis.blogspot.com/2007/03/managed-to-watch-arena-yesterday.html

Personally, I really feel that elitism is a pratice that is part and parcel of Singaporean lives. There seems to be this mindset of "primary skool-Sec Skool-JC-Uni" And this seems to be the "correct" path of education.What makes this mentality even more noticeable is what one teacher said when I entered JC. He said" One day, all of you will one way or another serve the government...because you are part of the crem-de-la crem of Singapore education...in JC..." My first reaction was," So I'm an elite? What about those people at poly? Are they not elites? Why can't they be elites too?"
Another observation I saw is that many parents tend push their kids to get into elite/branded schools. For instance, one paticular friend of mine was laughed at and scolded cum whacked by her parents because she was posted to MJ instead of an elite JC. (And I thought JC students are already elites?) Another instance is the way, many people teased me when I gave up my place at an elite JC and went back to MJ. Although MJ may not be better than some elite schools, but does that mean that the intelligence of MJ students are lower than elites? Even when MJ is exceling in many areas?( Though we haven catch up wif da elite skools la..haha)
In conclusion, I really doubt the claims elite schools produce elite scholars. And some parents are really pushing their kids too hard just to get into elite/branded institutions. As a matter of fact, people should see schools as institutes of learning and not to compare their brands or results. The achievment of the student ulitmately depends on himself/herself rather than the school they are from.

Labels: Arena, usual crap

4:39 PM

Monday, March 19, 2007

Mugathon in Town! Day2
We had our MMM for day2 in town. Really shiok cuz we walked alot...i mean..ALOT and the weather was like oven hot. It's not surprising if anyone died of heat-stroke. The most unbearable part was the part outsid the MICA atrium, where some of us had to run up Fort Canning Hill to find clues. And the park was even more humid and we sweated like crazy. Overall, it still rocks la...at least we got to know each other better. And go crazy along the way. Our stations masters were rather kind enough not to give us impossible to do tasks. So far our group is rumoured to be one of the best..(applause). Top six I think...=)
So let's send some warm congratualtions to ATLAS VI!!! For being such a GREAT team! You guys rock! And thanks for your enthusiasm and support for MJ!
Oh and great thanks to Di Wei who gave us a discount on his task. Thankyou for not killing your former OGL-mate and his OG. You will be remembered by ur freshies dearly! muahaha!
Perverts
After MMM, we went drink drink slack slack at Bugis. We started to get really sianed and we resulted in a discussion about..perverts. And I mean preverts as in every species. Banglas,uncles, Ah bengs all included.
We even heard someone elaborate a rather funny encounter with an...err...i aso duno la..some wierdo species of pervert. Here's a short,simplified dramamtisation.
The following event is all true. Some of the dialogue may not be 100% accurate.

Time:2330
Location:some HDB lift

Girl:(Enters lift)
Pervert:(Barges in. Then speaks in an "act cute' tone)Can you escort me to the 22nd floor? I new resident. Duno how to use the lock...I very scared le...
Girl:(Thinks)siao..
Pervert:Eh girl...I just saw a twenty cent coin fly into your skirt.
Girl:?!?!?!(Thinks)How on earth can a coin fly under my skirt can..
Pervert:Let me help you get the coin out. (Reaches over the girl and tries to look under her skirt.)
Girl: (screams and runs around the lift.)
Narration:At this point, he girl reaches her destination floor and wants to leave. Pervert blocks the door. Girl tries to get out.
Girl:Stop harassing me!
Pervert: Eh..you waste my money la...you know how much money I fly into your skirt anot?!
Narration:Siao ar..how you fly coin into people skirt one...LoL...Then the lift reches the ??th floor and an inocent Bangla just enters the lift.pervert bangs into Bangla. Girl takes this opportunity to escape.

LoL...I duno if anyone came across this species but I think whoever this person is...he's probably the lamest species to ever exist.
Conclusion:Model answer. If you ever come across such people, kick them in the balls and let them malfunction fot the rest of their lives. So that the testosterone level will drop to zero and they will become a...well...aqua..for the next half of their life. This applies to all...guys included...if you ever come across the gay species...(sniggers+ sacarstic laugh) muahaha!

Orientation to Mugland Life and Culture Day1
Orientation 2 has just started and the air is filled with..well..some sianess? and some highness? HaHa! So far I think O2 is much better than that of TJ. Cuz the OGLs, epecially the J2s really took the initiative to stir up highness among the freshies. As for this OG,we have about 6 freshies. They were not as active as the O1 freshies(PhobosVII). Hopefully tommorow's MMM will blast he highness out of our freshies. Cuz we're hitting town! Yeah!
We also learnt the new mass dance, he fourth one. It's like ten times easier than Tokyo Drift and 10 times cuter. But I personally prefer Tokyo Drift cuz it was like damn fast and ...furious..haha. Had a very lame CSI, which we did roughly the same stuff as O1. The only difference this time is that there's only one killer rather than 3. Adn the weapon of choice is some...errr...Death Note lor...somemore is not black in colour one...and no apples...
Finished off the day with the usual MJ medley and the SaiGang Warrior Cheer. LoL.. Cuz Atlas is the SaiGang house...
What you wanna be ya?!
SaiGang Warrior! =)

Labels: orientation

6:44 PM

Friday, March 16, 2007

Last Day @ T-Mugger JC
Spent my last day at T-Mugger's mugging math and Geog. Math lecture was paticularly insane. We had a math lecturer who does not understand the English word: organize. Her lecture was all over the place and we had not a single clue to which page of the notes she was at. It was better if we did not have any notes. So kinda stoned throughout the lecture and tried our best to scribble down stuff that we think is relevent.Then went for geog with CCY and Dorea. Geog was actually quite interesting and the lecture was quite understandable. The only challenge now is toput all the facts we know into words. This is a challenge considering the quality of notes that I copied. Just look at what a mess it is!

You understand what toking me? Don't worry...I also duno wad toking me..=)

Meridians @ Temasek! We look very wierd in this pic...

OG Outing
Had our OG outing at Pasir Ris after class. And it was pouring. Anyway, two people came late. So the rest of us waited for a very super long time for them at the steps of the MRT station. We started feasting on some of the snacks and food and looked like a bunch of Ah Bengs, eating in public and shaking our legs. LoL.

Then went to the beach to walk walk, which in the end turned into a talk-talk session. We talked about everything under the sky...including some restricted topics which can only be broadcasted to a restricted audience.

The Meridian Gang of Seven.
Anyway, 07S501 is now part of Atlas instead of Phobos, which means we are going to have to buy another house Tee again. And we are going to mix with the smartest of MJ as well as the "wierdest" of MJ. You know who I'm talking about. Remember...the twins..the twin "uncles"..HaHa..We also have new additions to our family. Including, MengTing! From TK, As well as Andrea and Benjamin..whom we don't know yet. But we do look forward to welcoming our new members to this tiny class our ours...=) Have fun learning the Atlas cheers and being an Atlas Mugger!



Who you wana be ya?!
Atlas Mugger!
Who you wana be ya?!
Atlas Mugger!
What Grade?
Destinction!
What Grade?
Destinction!
ooOOOO...Muggers!

Labels: TJC, usual crap

9:42 PM

Thursday, March 15, 2007

COPE Allumni II: Officially Incorperated!
After many years of sleep, COPE allumni is about to rise again! With a strong membership of.......3 people. Currently only me,SP and Y3. And we are the chair-person, vice-chair and secretary respectively. Adn we have yet to recruit any new members. As a matter of fact, such a move has yet to be planned! LoL..So far, we are given charge of a camp in June and an old folks programme after promos, so it should be quite manageable. Besides, we are not doing anymore SaiGang but doing some sort of supervision...which means....you know...haha..SLaCk!!!
M-Mugger Concerns:
Anyway, I am starting to get concerned about the pace of MJ. MJ seems so slack for PAE. This can be compared with the pace of the so called "fun-er" T-Mugger JC. Just attended a geog lecture there with Dorea and CCY. And it was SPeeDy! Like the MJ massdance....very super fast and furious. After 50mins of lecture, we went out of the classroom totally dumbfounded by the list of cheem and complicated theorms and terms. Lithospheric processess indeed is a highly complex and sosphisticated topic. Personally, I prefer human geog cuz you get to criticize people and governments.(Eg: Population Policies of Singapore....have more kids u tink good ar?!)
Bleahx...Who's Birthday it is today?

We are fire! We are warriors! ......

Had another TKMC outing today at ECP. Did roughly the same stuff as he last only this time had more people and crapped alot more. Then went to Y3's house to celebrate SP's birthday...lol...=) Then played cards for the rest of the night. we played "mosquito" which made our hands ver painful after slamming them on the floor many times. Hope the neighbours downstairs won't mind the sudden vobrations to their ceilings. haha
Arena:
Anyway, I can't wait for the "Arena" to begin soon. They will be debating about Elitism and its RI against United World College. I really want to know how RI debates against elitism cuz they are the people who pratice such uncivilized and barbaric acts. I Really hope they lose. So the Elites finally get to know how shameless they have been. And the world will get to see their true colour...At last we can confirm that elites are just humans...like any one of us..and not some smart ass who tries to act noble, wise and almighty.
Blogging Concerns:
Quite shocked to know that TK teachers and Mr Lee reads people's blogs. Especially TKsaisn and ex-Tksians. I also just got knowledge that Mr Lee likes reading HQ's blog. Which means all blogs she linked are within range of his supervision. Now I really need to tone down on my criticisms. Especially those against...he who must not be named and his party...

10:27 PM

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Council Mood!
Went for the council camp at Paramount Hotel today. And God WAS IT LUXURIOUS! Air Con! Hot Water bath!Braodband!Cable TV!Clean Beds! BOuncy Cusions!Late nite gaming!Late nite snacking!Sumptuous 10 course buffet dinner with fresh cold cuts and ice-cream!Sashimi for lunch!And best of all, TOTAL PRIVACY from your teachers so you can do whatever under the sky in your rooms!
Anyway I only know that this year's Council camp ROCKS TOTALLY! The games rocked too! And the feeding session was great too! Went to feed everyone with Pretzels and stuffed loads of them into their mouths..=D
Anyway, gota go mug now...so i wun die in lecture tommorow...haha..anyway, I'll dedicate a cheer to TK council cuz you guys RAWK!

TK Cheer!
Say T!
T!
Say TK!
TK!
Cuz We are the best! ( Cuz We are the best!)
So you better not mess! (So you better not mess!)
So you better not fool! (So you better not fool!)
Cuz we are cool! (Cuz we are cool!)
We are the best,
So you better not mess,
So you better not fool,
Cuz we are COOL!!!
(clap x9) TK!
(clap x9) TK!!!( scream )

Whenever TK holds any large events or Meet-The-Parents sessions, our car parks will always be full cuz TK is a small school. Come on lar..we are secondary school mar...no space right? Follow this cheer! Adapted from Phobos Toyota Cheer(upgraded). Oh and don't forget to cheer for our OM (coughs)...muahaha=)

oOH! Mercedes! Lexus Lexus Volvo!
Parking Parking Tee Kay!
OOH! No parking!
Geylang Geylang Serai!
Lots of Lots of Parking!
oOH! O-M!
Mighty Mighty O-M!
Yeah!

Just another random rambling...Have fun Councilors!
Oh and another important thing:
I AM NOW A MERIDIAN AGAIN! I AM LIKE SOOO HAPPY NOW CUZ MJC ROCKS MY SOCKS!80% of the time

TELL ME TELL ME WHO"S THE BEST?!
MERIDIAN MERIDIAN IS THE BEST!!!!
YAY!!!

9:51 PM

Monday, March 12, 2007

Fated: To be an M-Mugger=)
Went to dump in my appeal form today at MJ this morening. I was lucky enough that the clerk on duty was not the stupid golden hair woman. Grrr...really disliked her alot cuz she was showing alot of attitude to me cuz I got 8 points and not choosing MJ. Gosh..duno what's her problem la...maybe she jealous lor... muahaha. Then went to 7 eleven to get some dose of caffiene in the form of a bottle of coke. This proved very effective later in the day cuz I did not fall alseep at all during the lectures. Saw YinMei on the MRT on my way back to TJ. She slimmed down alot le! last time she was still pudgy pudgy lidat..now she like more chio-er...haha..=)
Then I had a very hard time finding my classroom cuz all the numbering at TJ is all very funny one. Took me almost an hour to find the stupid classroom. The DM was not making my life easier. He kept questioning what I was doing and I kept telling him I was lost. I thought TJ teachers were caring people. Then went to buy a TJ polo shirt so that I can use it as a "Crashing TJC photocopy shop gear". Then saw Dorea and we went for Geog class together. Geog was like crazy.
We learnt how to prove that continental drift was present and analyzed how zoology and Geography have in common when studying continental drift. Then we learnt about the duno what zones and the duno what waves...I don't have a clue to what the hell we were lectured. And it was proceeding at a heart pounding speed of a few lectures per half hour. And the whole class was totally bamboozled.
Then went to collect our notes. Costed me $20 plus and it was like THIS much. I'll show you the pics if I can later. We met this other guy from United World College( oops..forgot his name...sorry..=) who came to TJ the same day as Dorea. Gossiped a bit about the DM cuz we did'nt really liked him. Oh and that guy was quite ang mo cuz he speaked a fluent American accent. His music skills are also very good. Saw him play the piano on O nite and he amazed me with his exceptional skill in music. He actually memorized like...ALOT..of pieces, some of which are really difficult like that "Bumble Bee" Piece. Told you TJ is filled with talented people. Only dorks like me will ever tyco-ed myself in.
I was accepted back into MJ in the afternoon when they called me. And I flew. Made my way as fast as possible to MJ to get the form that is to be given to TJ stating that I am no longer in that school. Went to the G.O and I was confronted by that golden haired woman again. Go interrigated by her and she told me to return the form by 9am the next day. Which is like crazy...how on earth can I rush to TJ and within less than an hour rush to MJ? And she was threatening me that she would reject my appeal if I was late. And I was like" so if I get caught in traffic jam how? If my MRT breakdown how? And worse still,she expects every G.O in every JC to open at 7am like MJ. Please la...every school has different policies. Lucky TJ is not a slack JC. If I from LPG JC which opens their G.O at 9am then how? "
LOL..hope I don't see her face tommorow. Anyway, gota go mug now...haha

7:21 PM

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Some Nice day to STONE

Had a rather sian day mugging chem and trying to understand what is electron shielding and how atoms are covalently bonded together when their orbitals overlap each other and all the polar and the angle and shape of molecule..yada yada... I'd never thought Chem was ever so hard. And the T-Mugger notes were really comprehensive. They gave me loads of undigested information. Which is supposed to be similar to lecture hand-outs given during university lectures. Or should I say digested to an extent that they are better than universty hand-outs but not so digested that you can just absorb them into your guts like those from MJ. HaHa. I think' I'll be reduced to rag and bone in no time like this. I won't go hungry feeding on these notes cuz they ruin mt appetite.
So fellow "overweight" citizens may consider joining the Slimming @ Temasek programme where they get to slim down through excessive mugging and 2 hour PE and Swimming lessons. And they seem to have proven successful, like MJ's SPA @ Meridian where people get cooked by their tutors during their SPA Praticals.
Okay, enough of crapping. Here are some pics we took during O nite at TJ:


TKsians @ TJ. O nite was really High...zGreat to know some TJ people...Though I have already planned to leave.


Count On Me Singapore. I'll pay my Tax on time.
We have a Vision for tommorow
G-S-T,
G-S-T.
We know we now have to pay more.
We go Pokai,
So very sian.


You and me,
We'll do our part.
Stand together,
Pay And Pay.
We're goin to show the world
how much have we to pay.
We will pay more
We very suay.


Count on me Singapore.
Count on me Singapore.
Count on me to pay my tax on time.
Together we pay more,
We pay more.
Together we pay more
We may MORE!


This song is written by a tax payer who wishes to sing this song during NDP2007. Start buying whatever you need now before they raise GST again! It's 7%

10:24 PM

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Orientation Mood! pArt 4 (Updated)
We had an OG outing cum OG nite at TJ today. And I did enjoy myself for the first time in these 4 days. The high-ness was really overwhelming.
But I have already made up my mind about submitting the appeal form. I will do so on Monday first thing that day. After ranting so much yesterday, I shall give a short clear and rational expalnation to why I am appealing back. Provided I succed, that is..

1. TJ expects me to Mug ALOT( more than MJ but that's still okay..) and "play"( Now thats NOT Okay..)
2.The expectations in TJ are exceeding what I can handle. MJ pushed me to breaking point and TJ pushed me beyond breaking point. Just look at the notes!
3.Although TJ people are very friendly in general, they are seldom seen mugging together and some of them often like to deceive their mug-mates by acting slack. I am a person who needs social support in terms of mugging. And i doubt I may come across such support. especially because my class is going to have alot of PRC people cuz I am taking China studies.
4.The way teachers teach. According to ALL seniors I know, TJ teachers expect you to know the stuff quickly without much detailed explanation. But I am not that smart. Furthermore, if everyone get's the concepts and I don't, I will probably become the dumbess in class.
5.The notes in TJ are really good. Some are better than MJ. But when mugging, much of the notes need to be digested. They are like the "brown rice" of mugging materials. MJ notes are processed notes and they are easier to digest cuz they are the "white rice" of mugging material. You should be smart enough to know that white rice tastes better than brown rice.
I would like to clarify that TJ is not a bad place if you can cope( contrary to what mjcian said) as I can see people coping very well there. There are also alot of friendly people. Though i must admit there are also lot of lone muggers. But it is a bad place to be if your intelligence is not "up to standard", like me. And my decision has NOTHING to do with orientation, though I really did not enjoy the begining of it.
Anyway, I'm very sorry to all people in TJ who have done their best to help me along. I really appreciated your effort but I'm just too dumb..yeah...I know I'm a dumbass... Anyway, I hope I do get accepted back in MJ, though the admission person at MJ was not very optimistic of me getting back because my appeal seems very late. So my chances are like 55% only.
Worse come to worse, I'll just try my best to cope with the changes and see what is coming my way. Most importantly, I must put my mugging desires as first priority.

Anyway,some happy stuff that happened at TJ today: Today was our OG outing! And we went to Marina for gaming session cum playing pool. Not very surprisingly, T-muggers are not only good at mugging. They are also very pro at gaming. Needless to say pool. But I did have a good time today, cuz many people opened up themselves to accept us second intakers.

Some announcments: To MJC 07S501(PAE)
There will be an OG outing coming Friday at 1pm. Meeting place ant MJC side gte Bus stop. We will be having lunch at IKEA then going to Pasir Ris park for some WnW(Wet n Wild) and some FITS( Fun In The Sun). Please bring along extra clothes if you need to.

I will reply my posts later. Do tag if you have anything to say..
A msg to CCY: my appeal form is the pic wif a blue colour paper on it...in my previous post..haha

Last but not least I would like to dedicate a few cheers to TJ-sians who have helped me these few days.

Very Very High Cheer:
S-U-C-C-E-S-S!
Nyrah Nyrah is the Best!
S-U-C-C-E-S-S!
Nyrah beats the rest YAY!

Nyrah Favourite: * * Cheer!
We are fire!
We are warriors!
We are Fire warriors!
We can fight!
We can Kill!
We have come to fight and kill!
Fight Kill Fight Kill Fight Kill Fight Kill Fight Kill Fight Kill
(Fight Kill must sound like F*** you!XDXD)

11:31 PM

Friday, March 09, 2007

Orientation Mood! Part3

Just compare the number of OGLs to the number of freshies+JC1s and you will understand how "fun" it is. To be exact, alot of people did not attend orientation today. Cuz it was really...very ***. I don't want to use that word because it may sound offending. note:The word is not a vulgar.
The discipline and "welfare" talk yesterday did not help me at all. As a matter of fact, the talk made us feel like a weaker species. They may not mean to scare us but the talk really dampened my feelings. I expected suffering to come but not so much. The PDP talk made me feel worse. There are like SO MUCH MORE expectations. Not only are we expected to mug, we are expected to "play". But "play" refers to the kind of "play" they want us to conduct. I don't mind being forced to mug but forced to play part really put's me off. I'm sorry TJ-sians. But I have ran out of good things to talk about this institution. And I'm really sorry for blurting out what I really wanted to say. After so long...and it's all negative.

Guess how much I need to mug? This much! And it's only for Chem. Wait till math,geog,GP,MT and CSE comes. And that's only for March holidays. So fellow Meridians who are thinking of withdrawing..please THINK TWICE. I have decided not to call MJ, Mugland anymore cuz there's another piece of land that is even more muggerish. Do spare a thought for the lowly-intelligent in highly-intelligent instituitions. LoLs..


Joke of the year:

I know. This is going to be the greatest joke of the year. But I did return to MJ today to lay my hands on this form. I have not decided whether to return it. But I am not joking when I told some Meridians about taking the form. My mind is still fighting with itself. But I think MJ is winning. I am really not enjoying my time at TJ and my hapiness level is presently zero. Note: this form is REAL. NO KIDDING. You should be able to make out my name on it

Something light hearted: Saw another mystery drink at the MJ vending machine..haha..=)

I think I'm in need of counselling now...=(

6:02 PM

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Orientation Mood! TJ style! PArt2

Today's orientation was a slight improvement of yesterday. At least we had 2 hours of bonding time to know our OG mates. Yes,only 2 hours. At least it was barely enough for us to talk and socialize with each other. We also had our 2nd mass dance today. Still, it is no match to any of MJ's. The moves are ofcourse easier, but they don't look nice at all.

Personally, I appreciated their "coping with JC life" talk session cuz it really helped me adjust myself and re-position my direction of thinking. So I am planning to settle down ASAp and mug as "xeong' as an M-mugger. Yeah, I am an M-mugger at heart. And I really look forward to mugging with my PAE MJ-mates. Apparently, I can't find any mug-mates in TJ cuz most muggers there are ninja muggers who normally mug alone. So sian...

This is the TJ hall. It's half the size of MJ and it is really OLD. It looks more like some scene from some kind of Gothic Horror movie. This is NO PLACE TO BE at night.

That's our OG-pack. Very similar to MJ's. Had another shoe bag. And an organizer. The organizer is quite small form comfort but at least it's quite usable.
Anyway, according to my make-up time table, my entire holiday is going to be filled with lectures and mugging time..so sian lor...
If any 07S501-ers are reading this, I may be late for the class gathering on that day. So sorry guys...I'll try to reach the whatever place ASAP. LoL...Same goes to the COPE allumni meeting...gosh...all my plans are like...scrapped! Grrrr!!!

Oh and Congrats to Sarah and MengTing for successfully making their way to MJ!! Clap Clap..Even though I could not be there to welcome u all..And 07S501 may have a new addition to our family cuz they are considering our combi too =)

10:49 PM

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

T-Mugger JC...Day1
My Mug-mode is ON today so I won't dwell long on this post. Note: This post is written in the perspective of a Meridian.
Anyway I should say that orientation in TJ was not as good as I expected. It wasn't too bad actually but it definately was'nt good.
The OGLs were more concerned about their own entertainment than the welfare of their freshies. And they did not take a single bit of initiative to know their freshies. as for the Mass Dances, MJ beats them hands down. The moves are like super stiff and unatural. dots..Somemore the OGLs only know how to give orders and we were never given a proper introduction to what the hell is happening. Till now, i still don't know which house is which. Last time, I already know which are the houses from day 1.
However, one very important (good) thing to note is that the canteen food in TJ rocks! They are heaven compared to our kerosene smelling fries and plastic smelling rice. The notes here are quite good too. I just borrowed some chem notes from SP and they are very comprehensive. So fellow muggers may be interested to increase their mug-content in their brains by reading TJ notes.
It also feels very...alien to be in TJ cuz everyone is like SOOOOO smart. Though I saw a few familair faces there. I had KhiaPeng,issac, and JonK in my OG so it wasn't too bad. I also saw a few muggers. There was this guy from our Chinese class..wear specs on from anglican High. And also this other girl from our Orientation2 Marina Zone...I think she was the one at the Suntec station.
Before I go let me leave you with a muggerified TJ cheer:Perkafe patrons may want to listen to this...

We are SUPER! We are MUGGERS!
We want Cheese! We want Pie!
We want Cheese Pie
Cheese Pie, CheesePie,Cheese Pie,Cheese Pie,CHEESE PIE!
(note: cheese pie should be said fast enough to sound like Chi B**)
Apparently, TJ has very vuglar muggers

9:28 PM

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Posting..PArt3
This is the third time I am blogging today...lol..most on record...haha...
Anyway...I have decided to settle down in TJ and mug hard. at first, i actually wanted to take an appeal form from the MJ General office and appeal back...I did not do so ofcourse namely because it will become the joke of the century if I did that and I will be classified as a dumbass if it happened. Furthermore, if i really did so, I would have ruined the chance of many hopefuls who are appealing to MJ...some of which are people i will never dare harm...
Anyway...before I go to sleep and start emo-ing about tommorow...aiya...all that is to be said is said...so..Godd luck everyone and stay happy...
I noe i very luo suo today...sorry

10:48 PM

Posting...PArt 2
Spent the afternoon back in MJ with Sarah, MengTing and her other TJ friend. The scene at MJ really surprised me. I had no idea of how popular MJ was. There were like somany people appealing and alot of them are TKsians. As a matter of fact, there are gona be more TKsians after JAE. And all the TKsians who tried to fly away from MJ got sucked back except me! Why?! Why am I like so extra?! LoL..maybe its just fate la..haiz...
Then spent the rest of the afternoon helping them fill in their appeal forms. Then we "practiced" singing a few songs. we sang this song by "Carpenters"(duno how 2 spell) I think it was" On Top Of the World"..Yea..which was really nice..We also did some warm-ups that will never be done in MJ cuz..well..our choir is not that professional. Luckily we did them outside the Bio-labs, which was like totally deserted so no one would hear our "horrendous" singing.LoL..kae la..not really horrendous..haha
Then went to kaypo our present choir and saw CCY. her new hairstyle looks a bit funny...lol..
Anyway, hope everyone is happy with where thay are posted. and to all those people appealling to go to their respective JCs..Good luck!

Another song we sorta sang just now...guess it appeared on my blog some time ago...but never mind..it's still a nice song..
At the Begining:

We were strangers
Starting out on a journey
Never dreaming
What we have to go through
Now here we are
I suddenly standing
At the begingin with you

No one told me
I was going to find you
Unexpected
What you did to my heart
And I lost hope
You were there to remind me
This is the start

Chorus:
And life is a road and I wana keep goin
Love is a river I wana keep flowin
Life is a road, now and forever wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there when the storm is through
In the end I wana be standing
At the beginging with you..

7:40 PM

Posting..
Ok..I know some people are on the verge of killing me after reading my previous post and I received many calls asking me to be happy I am posted there. (So I have destroyed it...) But the fact is: T-Muggers are the kind of people who can understand extremely cheem and inhumanly difficualt formulas and concepts right on the spot. I, being an M-Mugger relies 100% on lecture notes and tutorials before i am able to comprehand what on earth is happening. I am really doubting whether I will end up scoring the lowest in class and die of depression. Worse still ,i have to tart my social network there rom scratch. Last time in PAE, I still had a "gang" of friends and seniors to count on. Now, there is virtually NO ONE I know, except maybe a few seniors and SP and JonK..All together less than 5. Somemore alot of people I know in TJ are coming to MJ for JAE. Which means the people I know in MJ is like...alot...
Grrr...PAE really plays with you heart-strings. I now have alot to catch up cuz TJ teaches at an incredulously fast pace. I now also have a string of Holiday Supplementary lessons awaiting me during march hols, which means i can only attend Council Camp for a few hours and COPE Allumni Meeting...Stupid PAE...
LoL...Hope they won't kill me...god bless everyone and hope they settle down ASAP..And congrats to those who are happy with their choices. =)
Last but not least...07S501-ers...there is still a class outing on de 17th!! Haha! i really wana see you all again!I am also looking forward to COPE Alumni Meeting..=)

8:20 AM

Monday, March 05, 2007

Walk Walk Tok Tok Eat Eat Crap Crap
had a very sianday cuz MJ declared full-day off today. So we don't have school. And suddenly I feel like I want to go to school despite the fact I musy wake up early. The morening was super sian as usual. Then went out with HQ and Jessica to Carl's Jr to eat burgers...it was supposed to be a 07S501 thing...but everyone could not come cuz we planned it very last minute. Crapped alot during lunch and had these humungous American sized burgers which the calorie count is double the calorie in-take of the average person in Rwanda.(See...This is what you call a Geog mugger..XD) Yeah, they would probably jump for joy if they had burgers like these. One burger can last them a day. This thus led to massive emigration from Rwanda in the form of refugees, leading to food shortages in neighbouring countries, in the end, their calorie in-take is also less than a burger a day. The main cause is due to the improper distrubution of wealth....bla bla...see...I'm a Geog mugger ok...=)

The 3 of us...

This photo is copyrighted by Me!!!! Cuz I took it with my "examplary" photographic skills! Haha!!=) Kae la...It was luck I did not suffer from the SP syndrome, a phnomenon most feared by most photographers..=)

Then went to walk with them at Marina and bought SP's gift. Then went to Candy Empire to see some...errr...candy la...lol..then went back to TK to see TKsians...lol..
MengTing called us while we were on our way back to TK..and very surprisingly, Sarene was with her..This world is very the small...LoL
Anyway I, and many other people in Singapore are presently emo-ing about what JC they are going to be posted to. For me, I really don't know which one is better though I err...duno la...As long as TJ or MJ I happy liao...cuz if i get posted to any one of them, I still have something to lose out. In this case, I lose out mugging time in MJ and I lose out in academic speed in TJ. Grrrr...I hate PAE...can't I just get posted to MJ and stay in 07S501 and be happy about mugging full time?! Or get posted to TJ and get into their T-Mugger Express and transform myself into a Mug-n-play machine?! Grrr..stupid MOE...make my life so miserable..Fuck!
Ok ok...enough of complains...anyway, to all 07S501-ers, if I ever...I mean ever ar....need to leave, I will never forget such wonderful friends like you! God bless all of you! XDXD...
And before I go, I shall make this statement:
07S501 ROX MY SOX! Cuz They Simply ROCK!
MJ ROX MY SOX! 80% of the time...=D

7:26 PM

Saturday, March 03, 2007

What happened after IKEA...

During our amazing IKEA tour on Thursday, we happened to come across these really cute turtles and we somehow came up with this really adorable idea...This is the end result. It's a present for our wonderful CT,Mrs Chua, who has been there for us all this while. Somehow, the last day of school in MJ went quite uneventfully, without much exciting or funny stuff.

Friday was also the release of the A-level results and MJ did spectcularly well..I mean..it's expected when you have people like Miss Lai inside. So we were declared day of next Monday..how nice! And there was this aura of celebration throughout the college. Personally, I don't feel any of the excitement. Guess the drama of O levels results probably got drove any emotional feel about exams out of me.

Big Turtle Chua with her turtle kids 07S501

COPE CNY Lunch

Mel,Y3,SP,Hay...on the way to Expo

St Hilda's COPE CNY Lunch:

Had a great lunch this afternoon, at Expo with the COPE people some of whom I have not seen for at least a year. Went with fellow Tk Sec4 06 people Mel,Y3 and SP cuz Mr WEEeee invited us. And as alluni members now, we were given a greater autonomy in making our decisions...and were given a higher "position". In this case, we no longer did any "Sai Kang" and given a very comfy table..

We started off yu sheng and we "lao-ed' it sky high and yu sheng was seen splatted all over the table. Looks like a terorrist bomb explosion =)

Prawns! And Mushrooms! This is luxury ok...

This is what happens when you release a bunch of hungry mortals. In this case 10 of them...The scene is not pretty...XDXD Scene of utter devastation I suppose..

We shared table with 3 other TK guys and 2 ver funny St Hilda's volunteers, rebecca and this chinese guy..oops forgot his name....chinese name very hard to remember..bleahx..And they taught us a number of dinner games...no suitable for the elderly..=) I shall not elaborate on the details in case our government deems it as anti-work-until-die ideology...banned in Singapore.

Our neighbouring table sat this senior citizen who is a pro at doing all sorts of circus tricks..he was willing to demonstrate to us his entertainment value..Now this is Pro-work-till-die ideology...highly encouraged in Singapore

Young and innocent TK guys getting totally bamboozled at old uncle..XP

We returned him with another trick...a more high-tech kind...handphone..uncle," !!! XD"

LEO club quality service: By Miss SP Tan.. splat!
Fellow TKsians who volunteered their time today...we are located on the right..=)

Some random pics..

had to reush to MJ to help MengTing take her appeal form cuz she desperately needs to get into MJ. Somehow, all the teachers have left and the G.O was closed...so my efforts were futile...Went to Punggol point jety to see some sea(dots..) and de-stress. In the end, stress never got away from me. Later, two bloody ChiB** Policemen approahed me and demended to see my IC and searched my bag for no fucking reasons at all..grrr..

They only gave up after I convinced them I was a stressed up student seeking refuge from reality..gosh..can't believe such bitches exist in this world..Oh Male bitches of the world...can't you all just die and get your ass out of this planet? You all are a burden to society.

People who went OBS should be familair with this place..=)

This place is actually quite beautiful if you ignore the rusty ships and docks on the opposite shore..XD

9:51 PM

Thursday, March 01, 2007

IKEA: Mugger's Playground
As mentioned earlier this morning, HQ is gona treat us to meatballs at IKEA. In the end, it turned out to be soup rather than meatballs. But...lol..soup also good la...since HQ made us do so much Sai kang these few days...=)



Our Meatballs...with cranberry jam...And god are they heavenly!



Our trip to IKEA of course must include the company of a gang! In this case, the FCUK(FluoroCarboUraniumPotassium) gang! It's also great if you have a choir of people singing with you in the rain...=)

After lunch, we proceeded with a sofa and bed testing session where we tested every single sofa and bed to its limit. We also visited one of the 55m2 "show-apartments" and tried to settle inside for an afternoon nap....which did not materialize...cuz HQ and OYC were crapping all the while in their fake Indian accents and corny jokes..



HQ trying to impersonate a Pon-Star on the bed...



OYC gets caught having a "shower" with a broken shower head...



testing the mirror



Greedy little kids..=)


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Pledge ourselves to produce forever more.
Regardless of colour,material or paint,
To build a world of high-class furniture.
Based on style and and sosphistication.
So as to achieve,
Happiness,prosperity, and
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7:32 PM