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Rather interestingly, these are the top3 referrers to my blog. And more interestingly, I apparently have a few visitors from France and Australia. Guess I better crap more politically correct stuff here from now on..

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Why be a T-Mugger?
Due to popular demand from fellow Meridians, here's a more scientific explanation of why I chose T-Mugger JC to Mugland JC.
First of all, both citizens of TJ and MJ all belong to the same sub-species of the Human being, Homo Muggerus. The Homo muggerus can be split into two races, the T-Mugger and M-Mugger. Both races practice similar beliefs and traditions. They follow the same strict feeding schedule of lecture notes and tutorials at 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends. Only that they call it a different name.
T-Muggers feed on raw mugging material rather than the cooked mugging material M-muggers feed on. It is believed that M-Muggers are more civilised than T-Muggers as they have developed a rather unique way of processsing their mugging material....

LoL..very lame hor..gota stop crapping cuz I have to mug my math now...crap some more soon...
And..have fun fellow OGLs in camp! have as much funas you can before JAE comes and mugging comes right at us at full swing...

7:52 PM

Thursday, February 22, 2007

There's another threat to world peace:From an unlikely source...
After a long tiring day at school, it was great to log on to the CNA web(some mugger online hang-out) to read some news. Here's one interesting article:

Republic of Mugland Develops WMDs

22nd Feb 2007:

It was announced this afternoon, at 4.30 pm that the Republic of Mugland has successfully developed a Weapon of Mass Destruction. The H2O Bomb. They have also announced that 50 000 of such bombs have been manufactured in case of the rise of any "external threats" to the nation. The devlopment has led to a massive uproar, especially in from the US. US President George W Bush remarked: "The United States of Ang mo(USA) will not tolerate such activities. This blatant act by Mugland is a clear indication of war on the United States of Ang mo. We will take decisive action to correct such evil acts. "

In Mugland, the situation is rather stable. The development of the H2O bomb was well recieved by many of it's citizens. Many Muglanders were seen mugging to celebrate the achievement of their nation.

The H2O bomb is known to have the destructive power of 20 H-Bombs. The destructive force of 50 000 h2O bombs is believed to be apocalyptic. If all 50 000 bombs were detenated, it is certain that the entire human race will be wiped out.

Footage of the Assembly Plaza. All Mugalnders have gone to mug to celebrate their achievement.

Workers un-load the 50 000 H2O Bombs.

The WMDs

Phot courtesy of Channel News Ang mo (CNA)

LoL...it's just a bomb made out of water and plastic...Had a great and wopndeful time making those WMDs....Have fun during the camp tommorow fellow OGLs! Get wet!!!

6:26 PM

Monday, February 19, 2007

CNY....XD

This year's CNY was just like the rest. Saw the same old people and got almost the same amount of HongBao money. LoL..I mean, CNY is for you to do that wad...if not go c the relative you most probably would find nothing better to do. Besdes, you can't rely on the TV or internet cuz there's gona be nothing good on air and surfing the net for so long will probably sian you to death.

As a full time mugger, I have decided to spend this period of "slack" time more "constructively" by slotting in bits of mugging pleasure inbetween all the fun. I still have some bits of Chem tutorial left to mug.

Anyway, I'm in no mood to crap some more for my fellow readers cuz...i just in no mood la...ai....So I'll leave you with some pics which were supposed to be featured on my previous post but I was too lazy to upload them...=)

Part 2 of my Memory lane "adventure" on Friday. The new 4B notice-board looks quite nice actually...=) here are also some of the pics i have promised...to liing'x: nah..now u wun hav 2 mash me into black potato..XP

I also tried drinking wine. In this case, it was a rather unpleasant experience. I was given this glass of..err...red wine? from..Portugal? And it tasted like shit? I mean..i felt like drinking some freshly brewed ethanol from the chem lab, mixed with red food colouring. It's disgusting..urrrgghhh!!!

3:49 PM

Saturday, February 17, 2007

CNY @ TK 2007
CNY has come and many TK-J1's have decided to pontang their JC's CNY celebration activities. Well, there're no lessons, and as a smart mugger, one should not go to school when there are no lectures or tutorials to wory about. Anyway, this year's CNY @ TK was just like any other year. The items were the same. And the only difference this time is that, we get to sit on the seats instead of pressing our butts on the rock-hard floor. LoL...TK people do have very hardy butts.. We also received oranges from the councilors! First time le...How nice! Haha!
Went back with Cheng and HuiQi. Since all 3 of us decided to pon school. For Cheng and I, it was the first time we actually ponned school and it was very thrilling. LoL. As for HuiQi, our Pon-Star of the term hopefull, it was just another day of ponning school. So far, her only real rival is Razif, who ponned nearly as much as her.
Later met up with Pris and JingXuan to walk down memory lane. 4B classroom looked just as messy and crappy as it was 1 year ago. The only difference was that the chairs were new, and the notice board was covered with 4B'07 scribbles rather our 4B'06. We also went to "ka cheow" our teachers. Apparently, Mr Wee has become our Physics star teacher. He was like perpetually surrounded by TKsians. And he was offered with lots of oranges and sweets and lots of stuff. Whoo~

I'll let the pictures tell the rest of the story.



Me n JX caught mugging...


The same old Dog-house of 4B'06...only to be filled with the essence of 4B'07

Less we forget the corridor we used to race down when we are late for classes


And here'e a tribute to the rose Monkey sent me..haha! thanx again=)

5:55 PM

Thursday, February 15, 2007

The To-Mug's..
Let's start with my to-mug list this weekend. First, let's start with the easy-to-do tasks. Reading. So far i was given the task of reading this research paper about racial discrimination in Singapore. Quite interesting and cheem too. I should sya those blardy researchers have strong linguistic ability. Next up is Chem tutorial. Chem is such a torment when you have to be extremely careful and cautious of your presentation. According to the B**** who lectured us, we are supposed to follow word for word the template as given in the lecture notes. To make matters worse, you have a billion formulas to remember for redox reactions and all the damned steps you have to follow..F***! Gosh! What on earth is wrong with all those bloody Ch*B** F***ing examiners in Cambridge?! Can't they just make our life easier by simplifying the stupid presentation?! LoL..


Anyway, some interesting thing that happened today while mugging:

MJ imported this "mystery drink" to the vending machine...haha!=) Try your luck!

Ambassaders from Mugland to IKEA

Went to IKEA after school with Cheng and HuiQi. And we had a meal of heavenly Swedish meatballs. The food was really nice and the furnishings rock totally. The ambiance there was more like being in some kind of high-class canteen in Europe. LoL
Then went to test out some of their furniture by jumping on them. It is said that IKEA does not chase away anyone who tries to test their furniture. As a matter of fact, some muggers tried to mug at their showroom a few weeks ago. IKEA ended up gaining from this snub. The muggers proved that IKEA furniture can survive the torture a desk needs to endure when a mugger mugs 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!!!!!
Lets toast for our spectacularly great O level results!

Soup VS bimbo...

[Hay doe] Thats my name in Swedish!

9:13 PM

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

oOH! it's Valentines Day!
Love is in the air all over MJ! Throughout the day, there were numorous dedications and "proposals" ringing through the MJ song dedication service. There was even a "loser" who dedicated a song to the whole canteen and even broadcasted his phone number. "Loser" also called for all sexy Chio-Bus to call that number if interested. Wow! LoL..Can't believe MJ people can also be that siao. Even our dear Hweee Qee (Hui Qi) also got loved today. Cuz she's goin out on a date! With......undisclosed Mr X....Sorry la...I still find it very funny that undisclosed Mr X actually asked her out. Hope they have fun!
As for 07S501, things were less siao. Received lots and lots of candies and other stuff from my dear classmates. Ah Seng(Zhi Jun) was the biggest winner of the day cuz he did not give out a single thing but received lots of goodies...wait...Ah Seng entertained us with a load of crap during Geog lecture...so he did "give some stuff" afterall. LoL
Last but not least: Some notes of appreciation..

Thankyou Monkey for the rose! I really appreciated that!
Thankyou Cheng!
Thankyou HweeQeee
Thankyou Sarene for the swwets that melt in 1 hour! They're great 4 muggin..
Thankyou Tiffany!
Thankyou Miss Tan!
Thankyou YewChen!
Thankyou Yeong Chyun!
Thankyou Ah Seng for your live show today! Whoo!

I'll also miss you guys!(maybe except monkey cuz i'll see her @ TJ when I go there...) Friends forever!

6:35 PM

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Should I have an i-Mug or Hang-Tan????
Never in my life have I faced such a big dillenma. MJ or TJ?!?! This question raged through my mind for the past few days after getting my spectacular score for Os. And...after all the brainwashing friom both sides, I should give a proper conclusion and respond to the views of the people who brainwashed me. Anyway, a great thankyou to all those people who "brainwashed" me in one way or another. I know you all mean me good, although I'd love both JCs, I am only given the chance to choose one.
I shall analyse each JC from point to point.

Principals:
I shall not reveal what I think of them just in-case they sue me for defaming them. But I should say, both MJ and TJ are "equally" matched in this area. I hate both of them

School building and facilities:
TJ wins hands down in terms of school facilities. I mean, they have a flying fox and lots of other toys! MJ has none of them. However, the TJ building is super old compared to MJ and MJ seems cleaner than TJ. Just compare the toilets! So again, they are a tie.

Teachers:
No need to mention. No matter how good a school is, there is inevitably some bitches and morons that get through to become teachers. So there are bound to be good and bad teachers. Since both schools are equally value-added, there is no reason I should doubt the ability of the school. Again, a tie.

Level of muggerism:
Both schools are value added. And from seniors and peers from both institutions, it can be concluded that the inhabitants of both MJ and TJ belong to the human sub-species, Homo-Muggerus. Cuz they both mug at least 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends. Thus there is no difference in their feeding schedule of lecture notes and tutorials.

PE:
Both schools have similar PE programmes. Though the guys in TJ are fitter. As for looks, both TJ and MJ guys fare equally, according to MengTing. personally, i will have to excercise more in TJ as they tend to be more muscular. haha...

CCA:
Both schools offer the CCA I want.

Sense of belonging:
MJ wins hands down in this section. Even before coming to MJ, I already have some kind of network there. After first 3 months, I have taken roots there, and I doubt my bonds can be up-rooted easily. I also have a larger social network in Mj than TJ. As a matter of fact, the only people I know in TJ are all girls. So sian...

Transport:
TJ wins in this section. Come on...if I were in TJ, I could wake up at 7am and slowly cycle to school. No need to worry about waking up at 5 in the morning.

Chances of Dying:
In both JCs, there is an equally high chance of me dying.
MJ:
I die somewhere in Mugland due to severe dehydration,starvation,lack of rest and fatigue. This will arise when I contract common ailments of MJ such as excessive mugging.
TJ:
I end up being left behind by the smarter people and end up a loner. Gets into depression and mental illness. Then commits suicide at the institute of mental health.


Conclusion.
Stay in MJ. Drop choir and take Biz-club or Service learning club. Keep to same combi.
Reason? MJ tells you how much you have to mug. TJ does'nt. And I am not the kind of person that is able to mug automatically.

Anyway...i won't reply my tags today as i am not in the mood 2 do so...sorry guys..

THE FINAL CONFIRM PLUS CHOP GUARANTEE CONCLUSION:
GO to TJ. Reason? Cuz God told me so. If I since I felt very doubtful and uneasy after putting Mj as 1st choice, I placed the JC that I felt more comforable with. TJ, Thanks God for guiding me throught this challenge. I know you mean the best for me.
As for my 'roots"..ok...great wondeful friends in MJ..." I WILL MISS YOU GUYS LOADS!" Stay in Contact kaes!

5:39 PM

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Wild and Inhuman Singapore Tour:
Tour guides: Yeong Chyun,Amanda,Hui Qi,Hayden
Luxury coach provided by: SBS Transit, No.138
Departure Location: AMK Hub
Tour company: Mugland Express Tours


HIGHLIGHTS!!

Catch the latest primate known to Science! The Homo-Huiqirus!
This primate looks like a homo Sapien(Human) and is closely related to Homo Muggerus( a sub-species of Humans, known to have great powers of mugging). this species is unique to Singapore and can be found in it's natural habitat around study benches and lecture notes. Most commonly found at a place called Meridian JC.


See our talking turtles! Watch them communicate in their alien language and learn how they live to a ripe old age of 176 years!

The Ninja Critter...learn Kung-Fu from our fast and furious critters!

Learn how to be a Jackass rom our world famous Jackasses!

Our hot, hip and cool primates! the Orang Utans! Style your hair the Wild Way! Keep an orange mustache and spiky hair! Watch Ah Seng's Orang Utan Hair Styling show to find out!

Catch Singapore's VERY OWN Crocodile Hunter!
STEVE OH!

And his "partner in Crime", Terri Quek!

Watch our very own crocodile hunters as they battle with the infamous iron croc! Catch the most thrilling crocodile show in Asia. Watch the battle between man and steel! Entrance Fees will be charged separately.

Also!

The ka-cheow( disturb) the pony session!


Check out our "Glow in the Dark" Gallery! Watch your cloths glow in the dark and stare at them totally bamboozled!

Last but NOT LEAST!

Have fun with our artificial animals and play "Tau Pok" with them! Our Tour guides Yeong Chyun and Hui Qi shows us how it's done..Tau Pok!!!

8:34 PM

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Mugless Day...
Rather bored today as I was deprived of mugging and playing opportunities.
I was supposed to help Pau mug for her O levels today but she had some other thing on so we did'nt go mug. So spent the whole day at home watching some TV and slacking around.
Then went to Popular to buy some mugging material some stationary andsome cards for valentines day( Friendship day to be exact). Had a real shock while searching for my mugging material. I was browsing at some A level Math Reference books when there was this hard, persistant taps on my shoulder. I literally jumped up and saw the grinning faces of SockHuay and WeiTing. Apparently, they were working there. And it was like so malu lor...never before has any non-mug-mate of mine seen me in my mugmode.
LoL...I still miss my TK days alot. This used to be a regular event at school when people will just poke me and give me a real shock, especially when I was half asleep. haha..=)

.......

Life is a road and

I want to keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep flowing

Life is a road

Now and Forever

Wonderful journey

I'll be there

When the world stops turning

I'll be there

When the storm is through

In the end I wanna be standing

At the begining with you

..........

Our journey in TK may be over...but we never forget the ups and downs we met along the way...

=) miss u guys loads!!!=)

Anyway, a small point to note before logging off...something that HuiQeee would not want me to say....I just got to know who on earth is Her Romeo and I am laughing uncontrolably over it...I have no choice...But I wana laugh...cuz my stomach will burst if I held myself down...

8:54 PM

Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Un-Uniquely Singapore Tour
Thanks for my "enthusiasm" for signing up to be OGL, I was "priviliged" to be involved in this un-unique Singapore tour. The details of the tour shall not be disclosed due to the fact that we are supposed to keep the suspense on our freshies as to what kind of torture thay are to expect.
As a little hint, we covered alot of miles today. which is like from 20 plus km in the swelting heat. Our skins were cooked until overcooked and the walking we did was enough to reduce anyone of us from a godzilla to a stick.
We also discussed about what kind of torture we should give our freshies and were expected to think of 4 according to 4 torturous categories. So...Freshies! Be warned! Do be prepared to get cooked,fried,robbed and thrown into hard labour! Think twice before coming to MJ!
Went to Candy Empire after the whole thing to get some stuff for some people. Saw Mr J with his Mrs J. First time seeing Mrs J and she was just as pretty as featured in the pictures Mr J showed us. Though she was more tanned than I thought. I should say she looked a bit like Clarissa and a bit like MingBei. I also got my Candy Empire Privilige card too....how great..next time can go there more often and maybe have a Candy Empire of my own.

The Un-Uniquely Singapore Tour guides....=)

11:43 PM

Friday, February 09, 2007

O levels are Released!!!
Went to HuiQi's house this morning with cheng. Started to emo and worry about how we were going to screw our O's and how we were going to cry with tears of utter sadness( choy choy ...wad de F*** were we thinking?!?! haha)
When we reached TK, there was a scene of anxeity and everyone was super nervous. Not too long ago, our "wondeful" principal, Mrs P.Chan, told us how sucky our results were if we had results like our prelims. During the episode of our prelims, we screwed the papers totally with 100++people failing English and smashing all records for the lowest distinction rates for almost all subjects. And breaking all records for the highest L1R5. Pro right?
Today? Our 1990 batch smashed the rocords again! In the good side ofcourse! (applause) We set another benchmark for the school as we had a lower L1R5 and MSG than previous records. (applause again).
For me, I also smashed my previous record. Let me describe the moments before i saw that sacred sheet of paper:
First, I did not see my name along the lists of single digit O level scorers. I was like very disppointed cuz I thought the single digits would never be-fall me. Then, when I received my results, Mdm Ong gave me this weird smile as she searched for my results. Then I saw this big letter B among the sea of As. What a disapointment. I thought how "wonderful' it was for me to get 10 above. I was supposed to be fated with such results liao...since when I got single digit one?? Right in-front of me was Pau, and she grabbed me aside and asked me for my results. I gave her the slip for her to count my scores while I tore open my FORM A to see what was awaiting me. It was than did I realized the great truth.....I GOT 8 pts!!! First time in my life got so many distinctions in any exam!!!! And I was jumping for joy....
Anyway, most importantly...
A great THANKYOU to all TKsians who have helped me all this while. Including, Mrs Shirley Koh( thankyou for correcting all our grammer...) Mrs Chee, Mr Tan kee Hoe, Mrs Tan( Thankyou for all the wonderful notes..so much so that I still use them now...), Mdm Ong, Mdm Halilah,Mr Kang( luv ur lectures...haah!), Mrs Yeo,Mr Yusri,Ms Nani, Mr Anwari( If not for u I wun pass my NAPFA..haha!) And ofcourse, all my peers,seniors and juniors who have helped and supported me all along. Most notably, the CLASS of 4B 2006, TK MEDIA CLUBBERS n TK COUNCILORS and other people not noted in this post..=)
Let the pictures do the talking:

We had A2 for EL! What a surprise!


A1 scorers for Geog!





Some random pics we took at HuiQi's place. haha=)

7:46 PM

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Walks down Memory Lane
Today is the last day before the release of O level results and the anxiety in us is close to breaking point. Our lessons and tests seemed totally uninteresting to us and all we wanted to do was to emo all day long. Fortunately our teachers knew all this and helped make our day more enjoyable for our stressed out minds. I really appreciated that. Thanks alot MJ Teachers!!
Ofcourse....there are exceptions for everything. In this case, was chemistry. We were given this super serious and super hard test. The test was insane. The MCQ was so hard that everyone in the lecture hall were moaning and cursing murderously as they craked their brains, trying to find a clue to what the damned question was about. In the end, not a single soul finished the paper with majority of us not able to finish the last question, worth 12 marks.
COMPASS lesson today was fun. We had a great time with our "mother", Mrs Chua. We played this long session of "Truth or Dare" and we "uncovered" some...errr...stuff about each of us?? HaHa...details should not be disclosed la...later I kena from my class...haha =)
Then went back to TK with ChengYing and HuiQi (or Hui ki...new name...). Met some wonderful old people like Mrs Chee( applause),Mr Tan kee Hoe( applause again), Mdm Nora( more applause), Mrs Koh( some more applause)plus alot of other wonderful teachers, who have or have not taught me, and ofcourse....juniors! (some more applause x2)
Really missed TK alot and walked around the school. The TK grounds are still very familiar to me. And it seems as if i was still a student form TK. Though now, only my spirit or remnents of myself remain in TK. The Council board still has my face on it and I was still the chairperson then. haha...=) the TK toilets still smelled the same. And Mr Tan Kee Hoe was seen tutoring and pushing his Sec4s. Looking at him reminded me of how I was tutored and pushed by my fellow teachers, just a few months ago. They seemed so close, yet so distant.
Anyway, tommorow is D-Day. O levels are gona be released!!! Good luck everyone! Even if the results are not what you are expected, be it good or bad, remember to look forward to the future. And remember the great and wonderful things that have happened to you in the past.

Remember this line:
Celebrate the excellence, it's a brand new world
Toast The Achievments, the Fame and Cheer
Wings of the TK spirit soar to greater heights
Its what we do that makes it worthwhile....
~ Celebrate The Excellence, TK 50th aniversary theme

JIA YOU!!!

8:31 PM

Monday, February 05, 2007

Memories of a time long gone...
Went out with a few Former Media Clubbers yesterday. So happy to see everyone lor..okla...only 4 turned up. But it was still great. Went to ECP and walked the beach. We crapped about all the long long time ago stuff. And worried ourselves with our impendind O'level results this Friday. And took lots of photos too!! =)

TK embedded in the sand...

SP's impression of TK Media..=)




Some group pics =)


Some random pics at the beach. Is'nt the sunset beautiful? haha!



Took this night shot after screaming into the sea...A Great way to releive stressXDXD

Last but not least, some words to all fellow TKsians and Meridians receiving their results this Friday: You will do WELL! NO PROBLEM with your A1s! God will bless you! ALL THE BEST!!!

This Friday will also be the LAST time we will ever step into the gates of TK as a student. Less we forget to days we were together. And all the best wishes to our juniors and grand-juniors...The torch of TK spirit is in your hands...=) Jia You!!

9:20 PM