During the past days, quite a number of Singaporeans have asked about my returning to HK and their expereinces in HK. In order to summarize all these 'converstaions', here's the 20 signs that you have stayed TOOOOOO long in Hong Kong.
1.You believe in everything fast. Fact, Hong Kongers are one of the fastest walkers on earth.
2.You find it okay for bus drivers to drive like Tokyo Drift.
3.You can't live without cantonese
4.You believe Wanton noodles MUST ALWAYS be served with soup.
5.You thought frozen chicken was the most foul tasting thing on earth.
6.You are used to protests.
7.Your temper fluctuates like the stock market.
8.Going north means going SenZhen to you.
9.Bargaining becomes a sport to you.
10. Dim sum is spelt Dim Sum and not Tim Sum
11.You are amused by politicans who throw bananas during LECO meetings.
12. Donald Duck= Chief Excecutive(CEO) to you.
13.You break world record for longest walkathon in a Mongkok shoppiing centre.
14.You start having the HoNG KOnG accent in English. ie: Y0ur mother so fat when she jump for joy.....(you know what happened)
15.You become very demanding in the quality of your food.
16.Your motto is CNG: Cheap, Nice, Good
17. You play mahjong like god.
18.Democracy becomes a core value in you.
19.You believe that Beijing will save you economy. (Which has always happend)
20. You are either Siuyin,Wanyee,Hayden,Tat Soon,Yinmei or Kat.
Disclaimer:These comments are meant for entertainment purposes only. And are pure products of the author's imagination (from his rotting brain) and inspiration from his HK friends. The author holds nothing aginst HongKongers because he is one of them as well.
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