I failed again!! BUTTTT!!! I failed by......drumrolls....1 second!!!
YES!!! 1 second!!!! alot of people said I was very suay because 1 second is really really...errr..sian???haha! But then again..I've never came so close to passing in my entire life! Even my previous best was 13 plus..This time (12.21mins) is already an achievement for someone who perpetually fails 2.4.(Ok..I trained really really hard for this..) So...I guess I'm alot closer to my goal and I just only need to work harder next time. Same thing goes to the rest of you mugging furociously outside! Work hard and you might be surprised with the results!! Kambate!!! This also brings me to my next story...=) I 'saved' a life today!!!=) "I'm finally useful!" I was on the train with 2 other colleagues of mine and suddenly this guy fainted infront of us! So we were..errr..shocked? then we dragged him out of the train while someone called the driver. So by the time we reached the next station (City hall) there were MRT staff there. And I was SOO SCARED that guy was dead. So We almost did CPR on him. VERY fortunately he woke up before we did a head-tilt chin-lift on him. HENG sia!!! But we did attracted alot of attention from the crowd..everyone was like starring at us. I hope no one posts me on STOMP (Stupid people with noThing to do but cOMPlain) Lame accronym..haha!
Anyway, this (minor incident) made me feel very useful. I may not have been very successful..or useful...(alot of things...e.g A levels...losing her...kena back stab alot of times..hehe) but there's still a purpose in my existence. I guess it's true. He created all of us because there's a value for each of us to exist. So no matter how down, how useless you feel, especially after you suffer a setback, think back! There's a reason why you're alive! Are you moving in the correct direction? Is this what you're best at? If so, it may just be His will to make you stronger.
After the incident I reflected about my IPPT failure...hmm..I did train...I've become stronger..but I can be stronger. =D
The same thing applies to you. Your strength may be much stronger than you think. Kambate! =)
Aiya!
This is actually a very old photo. But I find it very suiting for this post. And yes. I was the one who shot this. AND don't worry! I KNOW all the people in this pic =D
一個很暴露的小故事 A little FLESHY story 幾天前，我被人抽籤抽中我做防化演習的‘傷者’。儅我得知這消息后，我就知道情況不妙了。應為在防化演習中儅傷者的‘幸運者’都需要做一樣我很怕做的事：在公衆場所裏脫衣。（啊！！！）還好我還有幾位同僚陪我一起遭殃。哈哈！ A few days ago, I was 'sabotaged' to be a casualty in a Hazmat excercise. Hazmat is a word I'm all too familiar of as medic-when you're acasualty you will need to do something which I'm most afraid of: Strip. Oh no! At least I had a few 'brothers' to be with me through this. 演習當晚，‘幸運者’們被安排座巴士從集合処到演習地點。（由於演習涉及國家機密，所演習地點不方便透露。）到了演習地點我們換上了我們不要的衣服。這是由於在清洗傷者的過程中，救護人員會把傷者的衣服剪爛。過後，我們就被安排躺在指定的位置。我那天比較倒黴，被安排扮演‘重傷’的傷者。（哎呀！這次糟了！） On the night of the excercise all of the 'casualties' were bused to the location (undisclosed due to national security) and we changed into our unwanted clothes a they would be cut up when we are decontaminated. After all the preparation, we were assigned places to 'die' and lie down. To add more to my suay-ness I was assigned to be a P1 or seriously injured casualty.(Oh no!! this means more clothes are going to be cut!!!AHHH!!!) 從我們到達演習地點到演習開始得時間足足有四個小時。我躺的地面是馬路，所以非常硬，很不舒服。但是我實在太累了所以不知不覺地入睡了。吾...對不起，應該是半昏迷狀態，應為我‘睡’的時候還聽到周圍的人的講話聲。 From the time the casualties were planted to the start of the excercise we were just told to lie down(or sleep) and wait. In our case, it was 4 hours.My location was in the middle of the road so it was SUPER hard and VERY uncomforatble. However I was too tired so I fell asleep anyway. 演習開的時候我也不知道發生什麽事。總知，我醒來的時候我就看見一位穿上全副武裝的救援人員拉動我的腳。（那套’武裝’有點像'天綫德德B' (teletubbies)) 哈哈！由於不夠擔架，我就被這位救護員拉到‘安全’的地方（急救區）。嘩...被人拉的感覺一點也不舒服，我的雙手好像要被拉斷使得。我還被人傢罵我重。我心想：我的體重60公斤都沒有，這也叫重？！那‘安全的地方一點也不安全，它是在一架消防車前，非常可怕。 When the exercise started, I was still dazed. This was mainly because I was rudely awaken by a rescuer who suddenly pulled me hard on the arms. The jerk felt like my ands were to be amputated. This was followed by me being dragged along the floor. Reason? They did not have enough stretchers. ARRGGHH!! And the funny thing was that the recuer complained about my weight. He was like,' Wah lau eh..why you so heavy sia!!!' And I thought: WHAT R HELL?! I'm only 58kg and you call this HEAVY?!?! We were then dumped a t a first aid point..in front of a fire engine. I wonder what would happen of the fire engine were to move..will we get crushed? 在急救區，我被人亂抹（非禮！！哈哈！），亂踩，還被人打針。幸好那針是假的。不然，我早就把他們給殺了！哎...講道尾，我們被很多人侵犯就對了。接下來的就更‘暴露’了。吾...還是不要寫好了。不讓你們亂想！總知到最後，所有人都是赤犖犖的。 At the first aid point we got 'treated' by being touched (ALOT of times),stepped on,injected (lucky not real ones) and to be more crude:molested. The next scene is..well..I shall not say much.bascically you expect to see alot of flesh! oops! 還好，當我快要被‘沖洗’前我聽到我最想聽到的消息：演習終止！所以我不用‘遊街示衆’！哈哈！其他同僚們就沒那麽幸運了，有些真的被人（哈哈！），非常尷尬。還是不要把自己的快樂建立在別人的尷尬上，我不要多講了。不過我真的要說，”其實我的命運也算不錯，不要有太高的要求。希望我們下次不會遭殃啦！ However, fortunately for me, just as I was about to be washed and decontaminated, I heard the most beautiful phrase of the night: Excercise cut! Phew! I'm SO lucky that I did not get stripped or washed. My other 'brothers' were not so lucky. Most of them got washed and one of them got stripped to his underwear! Sexy! haha! Anyway, thank god and whoever who blessed me that night nothing 'bad' happened to m that night. Hmm.. guess I'm still quite blessed afterall. Thankyou! Hope all of us won't get to go through this again! 小後記 Postscript： 這漫畫其實是一個跟易傢家具（IKEA)有關的小作品。跟沖涼沒什麽關係。雖然是有點黃色，有點佼笑。哈哈！ This cartoon is actually a scene in IKEA and is a bit unrelated to my story. I guess you should know who they are: Charles, Zimin, SiuYin and Jia Xian. And for all those who are concerned, no need to worry about Zimin,SiuYin an Charles ar not =)-ing her. The shower DOES NOT work at IKEA.
Anyways..yes..I know the AYG ended quite some time ago but it took me quite long to come up with this cartoon. And I'm quite sure it was quite some time since I was part of that blue mugger crowd too! Another mass group drawing I'm doing featuring most biz people again and some of our junior btach. =D
A common scene in 2004. I chanced upon this old photo on wikipedia So I drew part of it...and changed the location =D very random...=D
Question: Can you do CPR on Yourself?
I'm quite sure some of you might have heard of rumours on the internet that if you cough 10 seconds before a heart attack, you are actually doing CPR to prevnet your heart from stopping. (Sound's wierd eh?) answer is..yes..it is bullshit =D CPR can only be done by a second person. And PLEASE take note! Only do CPR on people with NO pulse and NO breathing!!! =).
And sorry..no Chinese today..I was too lazy to translate.
This was part of our SIS(HK) reunion last Friday. And the whole lot of us (not very but quite) innocent 'kids' tried some things we'll probably won't dare to for a long time to come.
相隔了8年，我們再見面了=）爲了慶祝我們將會成爲成年人，我們try了一些我們平時不會做的事情。=D
One thing you won't wana try though, is Shisha. It really makes you cough like nobody's business and..trigger your asthma attack if you have asthma. (VERY Bad for our medics at Central..hehe!)
Shelson drinking =) I forgot what's the name of that drink...something..bomb? yea..=D Actually it's quite nice..not very strong and definitley not deadly for first timers.
Leon got to book out early on Friday. And...I guess he was kinda bored so he kept asking us out on Friday and Saturday. I eventually made it on Saturday night for dinner with him..and Clarice...the rest....duno where they go la....all CMI..=/
Anyway, Cafe Cartel is now doing some kind of promotion with their ribs. Get enough points on the card..and you get a free~piglet! which looks really fat. =D
and somebody has'nt grew up yet -_-"
Random EZ Link Guess who is this? Cute right? But the card is frikkin fugly....like some 1980's retro.
IC no. and particulars blanko-ed for security purposes.=)
回到过去 Back to the Past Time speeds up when you are happy. And we like to take for granted that they will last forever. Soon, we will want to return to the past. But it'll be too late. Look forward to the next sunrise, Happiness may be just beyond the horizon.=) ~Dedicated to all those who enjoyed our time together =)
Here're some facts about men that many men ( even some women ) often try to deny.
1. Guys have tears. We just don't like to show it in public. If you do see one crying, something is really (seriously, extremely) wrong. Do lend him your heart if you have one.
2.All guys have lost once or more in their life. Come on, what's the use of scolding a guy a pussy or a f***ing loser when there's just a limited number of places for winners? If you think someone else (regardless girl or guy) is a loser, your're one as well.
3.Guys have the right to feel depressed. Men are humans as well. We have every right to choose how we feel. If I tell you I'm damn high when I'm not, I'm a bloody hypocrite. (Though I commit this sin very often)
4.We have the right to mop the floor on our knees. What is so bloody gay about cleaning the house in an unfashionable manner when the end result ensures a sparkling clean floor? Besides, housework is a burden that must be shouldered by both genders. There is no such thing as which way is more gay than others.
5.Finally,real gentlemen don't scold vulgarities in public. =D
Please respect gender equlity. Women cannot provide everything, so can't men. They can only work together.
Production Notes:
The floorball like thing is not floorball but Lacrosse. And the duo featured are...hmm..quite ol yea? haha!=)
MJ Biz Chalet: Nite 1 Hmmm..what is EC and Charles doing??? Yoyo! the chalet we stayed in was damned dirty, laden not just with dust, but lots of other...things. So...we spent a heck of a time....mopping. Without a mop. Pro right? Yupp, That's why we mopped with our hands! =) Photos of Mabel and yours truly. TK Allumni Dinner 2008
The very nice door-gift. With a figuren of the old and new TK campuses. And ofcourse, our Da VInci Crest! TK Boleh!
Our table was particularly wierd. Since it ws Mr Teh who booked the table, we were being labeled as "1970's' instead of '2000's" Very awkward when our teachers gave us those wierd looks like" what r a bunch of 18 year olds doing at a table for 40 somethings?!?!" Thanks Ms Nah for e photo. =)
Table of Class of 2006:
Top:Koks,Mud,Ajit,Ken,hay
Bottom:ying,SP,ray,LeeMin.
Random doodles....
Chemistry....
An explanation for the decreasing bond energy of H-X where X is an element in Group VII.
Reason for increase in bond length: Increasing electron screaming effect from outr electrons. Electrons: highly negative and noisy species that generates high degree of irritation to alien electron from H-atom.
Hence bond length of H-X decreases down he group.
Hence energey required to break H-X bond decreases..... Hmmm...I believe that was an enriching chem lesson eh? dots.....-_-" Author's notes: Don't understand what talking me? nevermind. This was just a stupid way to link all my random doodles together. So..hehe..I'll try to get a better plot next time =) The last 2 frames are ofcourse, my "masterpieces". The second last frame features an MJ chem teacher and the last frame features a real-life MJ student. Although I doubt it does'nt really look like her. And to MJ mugers of a 'particular' organsation, I'll be drawing most of you in the coming months so..hehe! be prepared! =) And as in previous posts, no pirzes for guessing who they are. =)
Random Random picture: I think Siuyin will wanna buy this bus. Chocolate Ice-Lemon Tea In a lame joke to piss me off, EnChou made me buy Chocolate Ice-Lemon Tea which I violently rejected because given the horrendous combi of tastes, it will be totally stupid to ask the bubble tea auntie" Eh...u got chocolate Ice Lemon Tea?" I think she'll laugh until she siao..and think you are as siao as her. BUT: such a flavour actually exists. Daniel later tried to ask the auntie and they acutally have it. So we bought one for EC (with EC paying of course) and we see what his reaction will be. Verdict: Most of us find the taste revolting at first but the aftertaste is actually not too bad...=still edible. Some people find it very good. But in general, the opinion is: Don't waste $1.50 on something so stupid. Get a more nicer conventional flavour. Last of all, thankyou to all the muggers I mugged with this week. And We leave you with EnChou taking his first Physics class. Happy teaching! And to all J2 muggers-Happy mugging! And J1 muggers-Happy promoting! I'm sure you will make it. With that, this blog will die for the next 2 weeks due to...arrrggggghhh! Prelims..and maybe I'll keep it dead until 14 Nov=Liberation Day=End of A Levels!!!! Till then...cyea!
Very surprising to see one of our Chem teachers being featured on World news. this picture was taken from a Newsweek Magazine. And for some reason, Bush has something...wrong...with...err...one of our Chem teachers?? Meridians will know who I'm talking about. As to who is the REAL Cindy, you've gota read that issue of Newsweek cuz I haven't read it myself. News courtesy of Vincent, Jack and Bingwen.
L Spotted: L, our anime character from Deathnote was seen escaping from a manga and roaming various Macdonalds outlets last week. Our reporters have caught him mugging with a bunch of unknown muggers believed to be from a mugging institution at Pasir Ris. We believe L is up to some kind of case, even though the craze about Deathnote seems....not as hot as it used to. Image provided by Siyi.
National Day=I-MUG Day This naitonal day, we had an unusually uneventful flag-raising ceremony followed by the usual minister speech punctuated by various various pauses due to....err...disrespectful people like us? =) Becasue we don't really give much of a damn? Then went to watch this Malaysian movie: Sepat which is about this Chinese guy liking a Malay girl. Quite nice with lots of funny+ unglam scenes where the entire LT went ROFL. The whole thing ended by 10.30 where the "escuse" for letting us off early is-to go study.
And guess what? we have LOTS and LOTS of homework plus a fun-of-a-time Chem test next week. Wah, damn shiok sia! Kambate Muggers!
photos from archive.
As for the national day song, it was originally intended for me to write a alternate set of lyrics for it. But somehow, after much editing, the lyrics seem to mocking of the authorities concerned at it would be politically unsafe to release it. So...since I'm getting sick of all of that crappy stuff, why not something less politically correct? We present you, Push the Blame: by mrbrown
Random Postings: Potential STOMP contribution. Last week, one of our muggers caught this uncle hanging outside the spiral staircase while doing improvement works. Without a safety belt. And worse of all was that it happened during change of periods, which means there will be lots of muggers chionging to their respective venues. One bump and there he goes. So, a note of caution for all muggers. Please open your eyes big big and make sure you don't bump into poor uncle okay. You won't want any death or injury happen in front of you yea? Itdatakimasu!!! photo courtesy of siuyin. @ IKEA( Sorry, school canteen no IKEA utensils) Many muggers must have noticed that our canteen recently added a new addition: Tsubaki-Japanese Food. Our editor happened to taste their food a couple of times and have come to the following conclusion: This is the first time he found NO MSG in the Miso soup. And the Curry Don(Katsu or Tori) taste spectacular. Price is a bit more pricey than the other stores but it's a bargain when compared to Jap food outside. MUST TRY! LaLaLaLa..It's National Day Again.... photo taken in 2004. Jr photo of Sylvia and JianXin + other people from 4A 2005. Courtesy TK Media Club and council srs So fast one year past liao. And once again, it's time for people to go around in red and go crazy and....So I present you, for first time, an unprecedented week of "Political Correct-ness" on this blog:a Nation Building Song! One United People by Sun Yan Zi
A Collection of Random Commentary on Random Events
STOMP REPORT:Vandalism spotted @ Mugland Guys Toilet. Apparently, some 'eat finish nothing to do" mugger decided to vandalize the toilet sign with liquid paper. And drawing his ugly face on it.....
RGB Printer:We also found out that MJ has available RGB printers for the usage of muggers. R is proviede by Mas Selamat(Hong Han), Green by Wee (JiaXian) and Blue by Leonlzh(Leon).
CIP:Feeling bad about his escape, Mas Selamat (Hong Han) ties up with Wee (Jia Xian) for community service! As a mann-ed traffic light! Motorists will sure give way to these helpful traffic angels would they!
The effects of Anime Deprivision: Due to being deprived for almost 20 weeks of anime (an amazing feat) I shall get myself addicted to anime for 3 days (which explains why i have not been blogging) before the reality of exams and work and everything else other than fun and youth sets in again. So I'll be chionging School Rumble and Melanchony of Haruhi Suzamiya in 3 days! This is the first time I ever chiong anime VJC style. Chionging simultaneously depending on how fast the next episode is downloaded. Here's a short commentary on these 2 random anime I've decided to chiong.
School Rumble:
Total of over 50 episodes in 2 series. Storyline overall quite funny, with lots of baka people inside. Many of which resemble some of the baka's in MJ. (E.g Tena,Haruki,) Suitable mainly for guys though I think girls can watch it too cuz the border between the genre is small here. Parental guidance is strongly adviced for some scenes for safety of the mind.(Especially the baka actions) Last episode of Season 1 was terrible. 4 stars out of 5.
Melanchony of Haruhi Suzumiya:
Only 13 episodes, so more easy to chiong. First episode(Prelude) was bad cuz I have no idea what the whole thing was about. (Lots of fighting and you don't know who's fighting who) Second episode onwards is ok. Some parts are a bit wierd. Alot of cheem stuff about aliens and time travelling. Suitable mainly for guys. I don't think many girls will enjoy the content. I give it NC-12 for safety cua some scenes may be a bit extreme for small kids. 3 out of 5 stars.
