Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Y.M.C.A remugged: Me.Ri.Di.An! Another Mugger Anthem for our mugging lifestyle(previously) Sing to the YMCA song. And good luck for your A level results! =)
Mugger!! there's no need to feel down
I said Mugger! pick yourself off the test
I said Mugger! 'cause your in a new school
There's no need to be unhappy
Mugger! there's a place you must go
I say Mugger! when you're short on your notes
You will MUG there and I am sure you will find
Many ways to start your mugging.
It's fun to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An.
It's time to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
They have everything For muggers to enjoy.
You can hang out with all your notes!
It's fun to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
It's time to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
You can score yourself A’s
You can have a lecture
You can mug whenever you crave.
Mugger! Are you listening to me
I said, Mugger, what do you want to be
I said, Mugger, you can get all your notes,
but you've got to know this one thing.
No kid, mugs it alone by himself
I said, Mugger! stuff your notes in your brain
And just mug on, in the Me.Ri.Di.An.
I'm sure they can help you to mug
It's fun to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
It's time to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
They have everything for muggers to enjoy.
You can hang out with all your notes.
It's fun to Mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An.
It's time to Mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
You get con-sul-ta-tions
You get tu-to-ri-als
You can mug whatever you want.
Mugger!, I was once a mugger,
I said, I was screwed and fail-ing like crap
I felt, no one cared if I had failed
I felt my paper was so ‘siao’!!!
That's when Ms Lai came up to me
and said Mugger! take a walk in the lab
There's a place there called the Me.Ri.Di.An
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
It's time to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
They have everything For muggers to enjoy.
You can mug out in all tu-to-rials.
Me.Ri.Di.An
It's fun to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
It's time to mug at the Me.Ri.Di.An
Mugger, Mugger, there's no time to get U’s
Mugger, Mugger, pick your notes off the ground
Me.Ri.Di.An.
Just go to the Me.Ri.Di.An.
Mugger, Mugger, I was once in your shoes,
Mugger, Mugger, I was out with all my A’s
MeRiDiAn
MeRiDiAn
MeRiDiAn
MeRiDiAn
Productions notes: Featured people are Zimin,Jasmine and Reuben. And Wan Yee and VincentDoes'nt really look like him..sorry!). And sorry Reuben and Zimin! I drew you too skinny this time!(But if you like it I don't mind) =) One more thing: it is a mere coincidence that all the people I featured are from 07S208. I did not intended it to be so but..oh well..=) It just turned out like that. =D
Labels: Jasmine, Meridian JC, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, Reuben, Vincent, wanyee, YMCA, Zimin
8:08 PM
Thursday, June 19, 2008
One last post before D-Day
Due to time contraint, I'm blogging this before I doze off..Zzzzz....Anyway, Just wana thank Ben and Evan for those gifts abroad. And also all those buggers who have been mugging with me throughout these 4 weeks. Jiayou for all the subjects!!! There's just 3 more days left to Mid years! Muggers Boleh! Boleh Boleh!
MythBusters Meridian Edition Episode 3
In this episode of MythBusters Meridian Edition, we are testing the myth of what cards can open our back gate. All Meridians must be familiar with the experience of bwing locked out of the side gate when they arrive by bus. and we all know that the gate can only be opened by tapping the correct card(MJ teachers access only) at the card reader. In this episode, we are testing a number of "substitute" cards and we'll see which ones work.
1. EZ Link card:BUSTED
There was no response form the card reader. This is lagely due to the difference in electromagnetic frequency that can be read by the card. EZ Link is not compatible with the MJ reader.
2.Photocopy card: BUSTED
That's not a contactless card. Definitley impossible to be read by the reader.
3.Popular Card:TOTALLY BUSTED
There's no computer chip or anything metallic in that card. the reader'll be nuts if it could read it.
4.Kopitiam card: Plausible but still BUSTED
This is the most likely candidate but we are still unsuccessful at opening the gate. The reader was able to register the card and even flashed the green light, which means no error. But the card's code does not match the teacher's card. So too bad...still BUSTED.
That's all we've tested. next time, we will be testing the SENTOSA card as well as the "NETS WAVE" card. However, I shall predict that the SENTOSA card will be busted as well as the SENTOSA card can be registered by the EZ Link card reader. Which means its frequency is different from the MJ reader. So most probably it's busted. The NETS WAVE card I shall predict a plausible because this card is able to accpet a wider range of frequency so it is plausible that the reader is able to read it. But opening the gate will be another matter.
One alternative method will be to bring an industiral magnet, those very powerful ones, and slam it at the reader. Most probably, the stron magnetic force would destroy the reader and probably unlock the door.(Note: Don't try this. We don't guarnatee your safety)
And finally, the sure-open method. Bring an axe,chainsaw, or somthing big. Smash the electric lock and you'll be guaranteed clearance. But we will definitley not gurantee your safety. Especially if Ms Lai catches you.(Note: This is one of those "Don't try this at home" stuff. Seriously. you won't wana get caught doing this.)
Labels: Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, Mid years, Muggers, Myth Busters, MythBusters
10:25 PM
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Best place to Mug @ Meridian
Be it rain or shine, many muggers have chosen MJ as THE place to mug due to their "unsurpassed" mugging comfort and condusive high-stress environment. To help fellow muggers make a more informed choice about their mugging destinations, we have compiled a list of mugging locations @ Meridian. 
Garden: Pros:High level of seclusion and low noise level. This place is perfect when you want to isolate yourself from the rest of the planet and indulge in the intoxicating aroma of your mugging material. Don't worry if you mug until those Panda eyes develop. there's lots of bamboo for you!=)
Cons:It is illegal to mug here because Ms Lai designated it as a place for non-mugging activities. No chairs and tables provided. And if it rains, good luck to your mugging material. =)
Atrium:
Pros:Our Atrium is easily accessible from all parts of the college as well as towards mugging supllement ammenities such as kopi,drinks and snacks.There's of coffee-vending machine for hot coffee and hot-water tap for your cup-noodles. Plenty of mugging benches available so people won't have to fight for space.
Cons:The Atrium is VERY NOISY!
Tutorial rooms:
Pros:Low noise level and plenty of privacy for muggers. Classrooms are in ample supply and most can house up to 5-6 muggers if you want lots of room for your mugging material and fresh air.
Cons:There is NO air-conditioning and the tiny windows mean that the room gets very stuffy on a hot day. So only mug here when it rains.
Behind Bio-lab:
Pros: Natural air-con=no air-con but natural cooling. Large amount of space and very few muggers like to mug here due to its inaccessibility. Try to get a group of 4-5 if you want more life. Same as the tutorial rooms, there is ample privacy and low noise level for optimum concentration.
Cons:VERY Ulu and the security guard may lock you up in school cuz he won't bother to check the area..(Even if he's paid to do that...not I say one..cleaner unlce also complain about him)
Study benches:
Pros: You are always in close proximity to our snacks n Pokka vending machines so almost no need to walk. Plenty of teachers walk by here so muggers can hijack them with questions as and when they like.
Cons: Noise level is rather high and spaces are in high-demand. there have been many cases of J2s and J1s fighting over their mugging benches.
Study benches behind Hall(Personal favourite):
Pros:Low utilisation rate so no fighting over mugging benches. Plenty of leg-room and low noise level during holidays. Close proximity to PerKafe so you can get our nice nice Italian Soda and coke(we are the sole authorized vendor for Coke at Meridian).
Cons: When there's soccer match, you won't wana mug here.
Inside Perkafe(For authorized personel only): As mentioned above, this service is only available with authorized permission from CEO,AMD and OI. In this case, biz clubbers, go contact Denise or Desmon then beg them to open cafe for you.
Pros:Aircon! and maximum seclusion and low noise level.
Cons:If Mrs Chong catches you, hehe..you die! So do it if you dare!
Labels: Meridian campus, Meridian JC, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, Mugging
6:55 PM
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
MythBusters Mugger's Special Episode 2.Top 10 Mugger myths.These are some myths about mugger life in MJ which we are going to analyse today. Most of which are collected from last year and this year's batch of J1s
1. wah! So cool! POOL TABLE!2.they even have a swing! So romantic!3.Ahh! Tutorials! Dun do nevermind4.Test ar..only lecture test, everyone fail together5.CCA is great! let's run for EXCO position!6.ooh! Mugging is sooooo COOL! It's SO hip!7.what?! they call them Blockies! What a cute name!8.Mr Chee is so nice to bully!XD (this is always true!)9.Chem SPA is just damned Spectacular!10. Let's go out this weekend and play shall we?Sure can catch up one!Our verdict?
Before we proceed, please drop away your mugging material into the nearest book drop. Small people please be careful not to fall in. XDExcessive mugging is bad for your brain( Myth confirmed by people going Woodbridge 1 month prior exams) and body( Confirmed again by "someone" who died at XJC recently...really)Myth1:PlausibleThe pool table is cool but spending too much time pooling will result in "Mdm" throwing you into the pool(the one with a very nice fountain)Myth2:PlausibleDon't get too romantic as the swing is for 3. Besides engrossing too much with your dear will make your other "dear"(your results) angry. And they come with vengence. Don't let those "arrows" that come in "U's" scare you.Myth3: BUSTEDTutorials are a MUST DO! Just look at our blockies! They simply copy-and-paste-ed all the hard hard cheem cheem questions from tutorial! Some tutors actually check studetns for doing their tutorials and those who fail to do so....hehe..ask Chris-Chen. "I give you "FORM A" and you will take it down to Ms Lai and she'll treat you to her personaly hand-made coffee."Myth4:BUSTEDYes. We all fail our tests together. Blockies are a prime example. Quote:"Maths ar..maths very easy. After get back results Ms Lai sure treat us one!"(You know what that means) The consequences shall be censored shall we?Myth5:TOTALLY BUSTEDI shall not elaborate. Ask any EXCO member and you get the full picture. I think Syen will agree with me.Myth6:TOTALLY BUSTEDMUGGING gives you A's during your A's. But over-doing it will kill you.Myth7:TOTALLY BUSTEDBlockies are NOT CUTE at all.Myth8:ConfirmedMr Chee is always very very very very very nice to bully. An exploding cake for his birthday would definitley be suiting (just joking). Very nice to di-siao during consultations too. (I don't take physics by the way)Myth9:BUSTEDSince when is SPA exciting?! If that's the case, our hosts, Adam Savage And Jamie Hynemen would have hosted this episode personally! Forget about big explosions or spectacualr super-sized myths. All you do is memorize, regurgitate, memorize,regurgitate,memorize......until one fine day, you see some slpattered remains of your brain on your SPA paper.Myth10:BUSTEDWhy?One paticularly famous principal once said:To get your A's, you have to mug 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends.(You should know her well.)Labels: Block Tests, JC life, Meridian JC, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, MugBusters, Mugging, MythBusters
10:12 PM
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Happy Birthday SP!!It's been some time since we last met and it was quite regretful that TK Media could not meet up today cuz all of us are busy mugging for our blockies. BUT, nevermind! Studies more important we'll meet up soon after blockies kae!
Happy Birthday Jon Tham!
Another bugger to be born on 15 March. haha! Almost 3 years no see le!
Blockies!
Arrrggghhhhh!!!!!
So many things to mug So little time! This is what all of us have to sigh about when it comes to our blockies. Today we had only 3 people mugging cuz the rest of the clique could not make it. I think they went to NUS. Anyway, while mugging or de-mugging(turning down your mugging power for a break) here are some photos of MJ which you might not have seen before. Today's sky is unusually clear and sunny which makes for great pictures.
Our field is greener than ever!
The perfect representation of our MJ campus. Atrium with clear skies and some clouds. XD
Rain clouds VS clear skies.
Oh well, so much for my 5 min post.
I think I really owe the clique+angels loads when it comes to mugging. Thankyou so much for keeping my spirits in mug-mode this entire week. Including the time we spend every morning at the study benches. Oh and ofcourse not forgetting Jeremy and Geraldine too for coming so early. Oh well, might as well leave you people with this pictures of 2 people mugging. I've decided to remove the previous photo cuz it might look too offensive to "some" people. XD
Wish everyone.
HAPPY MUGGING and LOTS OF GOOD LUCK in your BLOCKIES! =)
Labels: Block Tests, Meridian campus, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, Mugging
8:33 PM
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Welcome to RafflasiaRafflasia, the land of intelligent beings that are immune...I mean..exempted from the pains and sorrows of mugging. And in this land of green pastures ( literally) there exists a heaven for the greatest minds in the whole of Singapore to research, investigate and discover new innovations in running our intelligent, tiny island nation. And, to facilitate to these great minds, we need to have state of the art facilities, proudly sponsored by their rich parents and the generous donations from tax payers like us.
The grand LT, which is HUGE! Compare it to the size of MJ's LT4, it's just..err..damn big! And the air-con is super cold too! MJ's budget air conditioning is no match.The
HUGE atrium. And they have 3 of them. (I think more than 3..) Our Atrium is only a quarter the size.
And they even have a 7-Eleven and a POSB ATM. Think about having one at MJ! Though I have a good suggestion. Especially for those who don't want to mop floor every day: Let's franchise out perkafe to 7-Eleven!
The RJSC is nice enough to create a welfare department. And guess what's one of their initiatives? Mega Mugging Madness? I think that should be done by MJSC. "Meridian Mega Mugging Madness" MMMM. This brings us to...
MMMM=Meridian Mega Mugging Madness 
Dear J1s,
Feeling high after Orientation? Think Azimuth is no kick for your energetic body? Think MMM is just walking 10km around Singapore? Wana enjoy MMM everyday in College? Fear no further! Because We have MMMM! One more "M" than MMM cuz it packs a bigger punch!
MMMM is none other than Meridian Mega Mugging Madness! The latest and hottest craze in Singapore JCs! Joining is easy! Just grab any mugging material from any Meridian Tutor and start MUGGING!! It's that EASY! Further more, we guarantee you no mugging cock-ups by all those insanely difficult Physics and Econs questions. Subscribe to a "friendly" tutor or mug-mate and we guarantee you smooth sailing!
So wait no further! Top-up your brain juice! Stock up your mugging material! And prepare for the greatest Mugging experience in your life! Join MMMM!
(Sorry Zimin and SiuYin, I could'nt find a funnier picture...XD)
Chingay
I shall not elaborate much about it cuz CHINGAY IS A DISASTER. Given the poor management and organisaional skills of the Sector IC's and EXCO, I will be greatly relieved if the event did'nt encounter a major problem, less to say run smoothly. The chaoticness is 100x worser than NAP Astro and 10000x worser than the worst Biz Club meetings. Ask any of your friends who went today. And the shirt looks DAMN GAY this year! OMG!
Labels: Azimuth, Chingay, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, MJ Orientation, MMM, MMMM, RJC
10:30 PM
