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Saturday, January 19, 2008
Chingay!Chingay training today was quite sian if you were to compare it with MJ orientation or astro camp. This is largely because the whole event was quite disorganized..i mean VERY disorganized that it started 45mins late. The "orientation" games were very lame and almost all of them have been played before. The very first game, Whacko was the lamest cuz I've played it countless times since Sec1.
I joined Chingay is ofcourse is for other reasons such as....err..knowing new friends and knowing old friends better? I liked my group alot cuz mst of the members have some form of connection to my social network. First of all, there's JX from TK Sec4B 2006, who invited me to join Chingay in the first place, then there's her friend, Pei Qian, from VJ. we also have 3 Meridian Freshies, Joshua, Angeline and Christine, where the 2 girls are twins born on 11.09.1991! Very nice number! We also have this guy from TPJC, I think he's called "Minky"? And our GIC is...none other than Zhi Ling from 07S204 and TK Sec4C 2006! LOL..quite coincidental to be in the same group.
We also got to mingle around with other groups where I got to know a few other Meridians and some people from YJC.
Anyway, thankyou to JX for inviting me to join and Desmon and Geraldine for sharing their last year Chingay experience with me and insiring me to join. =)
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News Scoop Express! (Entertainment Express)

Biz Club CEO Mr Han En Chou was spotted on Wednesday dancing with Geraldine in a "romantic" setting with numerous witnesses. This has been greatly applauded by many of the freshies and seniors alike. Let's hope they have a happy ending shall we? I know EC will say NO and Geraldine will strangle me when I see her on Monday morning..XD
Labels: Chingay, News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
9:31 PM
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
惊天大发现! (MJ正点新闻)News Scoop Express (MJ News)
MUGGING BENCHES COLONIZED BY FRESHIES
J2s beware! Your position as the supreme muggers of Meridian JC are over! For the first time since the 2006 batch graduated, the mugging benches have been colonized by freshies.
According to mugging specialists, the sudden wave of mugging phenomenon is attributed to the following causes:
1. The intense mugging culture of MJ has overwhelmed the freshies since day 1. this results in a strong desire to mug as much or even better than resident J2s.
2.The deprivation of mugging. According to experienced tutors, the average mugger needs to feed on mugging material at an average of 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekend. Most freshies have not mugged since the end of O levels. The utter deprivation of mugging drove them to resume back to their normal feeding cycle.
3. The installation of air-conditioners. Due to extra funding, our college is air-conditioning the enitre F and E blocks. According to conspiracy theorists, it is believed that a subductive halogen " MUGerene" is pumped through the air-conditioners. This results in freshies being subdued by the gas and automatically turn themselves into high efficiency muggers. J2s are immune to the gas as they have been over-mugged.
Notes: All the above are ment for satirical entertainment ONLY.
MYSTERIOUS ABSEILERS SPOTTED IN COLLEGE
According to eye-witnesses, these pystery personalities are re-painting the wall.
Labels: News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
9:15 PM
Saturday, January 12, 2008
惊天大发现!(MJ正点新闻)
News Scoop Express (MJ News)
Meridians found in possession of WMDS

A recent UN expedition to the Republic of Mugland discovers citizens in possession of weapons of mass destruction(WMDS). This time, instead of water, they come in the form of a cake and wax.
Stock footage shows a victim of their weapons. Most victims suffer a lump of cream on their face as well as the humility of being laughed at for looking so stupid. Counter measures for damages include running to the toilet and washing it off...(Obvious la)
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News Scoop Express(Entertainment news)
Mugger surrounded by paparazzi.
Message to all J1s:
Please Drop Mugging during your 1 and 1/2 months with us. We are not as extreme as you think. Thankyou!=)
Labels: Mugging, News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
10:30 PM
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Merry Christmas! And Happy Mug Year!Christmas is finally gone...in a flash. And I did'nt give any presents on Christmas cuz i went to church. Thisn year was much funner than the previous time I went back in 2005. The "speech" ended up becoming a session for singing hymms and err...talking about Christian stuff. most of which I don't really understand because I'm NOT yet a christian because my dad isn't very approval of it. Boxing day=Mugging dayUnder the invitation of Geraldine, we( Clarice, Mabel, Leon,Bryan,Junkang and Samuel) began our own mugging session in school. See how hard-working are we? But I think I partially spoiled the atmoshpere by giving out the gifts, including Geraldine's Birthday Present. After that we ended up playing alot of Bridge and DaiDi. So productivity is still quite low. Though much better than the previous sessions in the middle of the holidays. last time we did only a few questions. Today...we did a BIT more! =)Anyway Geraldine's birthday is tommorow. So let's say:HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERALDINE! And give her a BIG birthday bash!(Ar Bish!) Just like EnChou's!(His one was something worse..snick snick..)haha! XDHere are some candids:
One-Man-Bridge. Someone is BOOOoooooorrreeeed....(Photo By Mabel)
Junkang says: Peekaboo! (LAME)(Photo by Your's Truely)惊天大发现!(娱乐大发现)News Scoop Express!(Entertainment News)
Junkang is showing his muscles!
Let us present you: MJ pair muggers of the year!=)惊天大发现!(MJ正点新闻)News Scoop Express!(MJ News)Tomorrow, on the 27 of December marks the entry of a brand new batch of freshies into the "great" college of....nevermind...Our reporters have made some quick scrutiny of the orientation materials before diving back to our study benches for another session of mugging:Here's how the respective banners for each house looks. like:Callisto: same as CollosuemAtlas: same as last yearMiranda: New banner. Horse wearing some metal thing at the snout.Phobos:same as CollosuemTriton:TBCOrientation banner: Commented as probably the best orientation benner ever created. piture depicts a mountatn with flying birds. A compass at the base and the words "Azimuth" the name of next year's programme. hmmm..wierd name...pictures will be uploaded soon....Labels: Geraldine Tay, Mugging, News Scoop Express, orientation 2008, 惊天大发现
11:07 PM