8:04 PM
Friday, October 12, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part6:PW Fiesta...Had a really sian day doing PW. Time was well spent today as it is by far the most productive day in the history of my group. Started with the interviews with Mr Kua, which was the shortes interview I ever gave in my entire life. His answers were rather short and I coul'nd think of additional questions to bomb him. Then interviewed Geraldine which was much easier. Ended up laying a bit of piano with her and her friend. then went to hand in the OGL application forms. Continued to work on the stupid WR which was like 3 hours infront of the bloody screen. Best of all, the stupid school laptop always has a bad attitude to its users and the mouse keeps running out of control...literally. Anyway, Thankyou Jon, meng and Evan for all the effort today! =) TOnight must Pia hard as well okay?
Le Art de Physics Promotionale Papier.
Some "art' Jian Yao did on someone's physics paper. Plus a wonderfully big signiture of Geraldine Tay. But it's quite obvious who drew the..err..."thing"...Who else can have worser drawing skills? haiz..Jian Yao ar Jian Yao! =)
Shopping with 3 chiobus @ SengKang
Spent the afternoon at Compass Point with Clarice, mabel and SiYi. Did'nt call Leon to come along as we did'nt want him to pontang his Wushu. So I ended up being the "Plaq-card". Mabel was right about the state of the place:larger than White Sands, but more useless than White Sands. The entire mall was like a direct copy from Tampines Mall minus the Cinema and all "funny funny" things that you expect to find in Tampines. The mall just lacks personality and we had a hard time looking for a place to have lunch cuz almost all the food offered there could be found in Pasir Ris. I mean, why go so far to SengKang to eat Macs when Pasir Ris already have a very nice one? We even tried contacting Mr Chee and asked him if we could go his house and cook lunch for us. And very obviously his mum refused.( Who will be crazy enough to let 4 run-away kids into your home?)
Then decided to makan at Jack's cuz they had a student meal which matched our budget. Talked for 2 whole hours about Secondary school stuff while it rained like dog-shit outside. Our conversation involbved lots of people, including a Physics teacher who taught her class how to bully another science teacher. Which reminds me very well of Miss WAng who taught us how to bully the stupid OM. anyway, our TK OM is like THE best OM to bully in the world.
Then walk-walked around Compass Point and help mabel find a thumb-drive.
Saw my junior at the Library with a rather fat sling bag. (Presunably containing a heap of TK quality Mugging material).haiz...poor O-Mugger.....which is still better than us, M-Muggers. Said "Hi" and then continued our walk-walk activity.
In the end, we did'nt get the thumb-drive. We went Best Denki instead and started looking at kitchen appliances. Saw the Perkafe Oven which costs $290, almost double the price we paid from the second hand dealer. And we loooked at humungous fridges which Perkafe has almost no $ to buy. We even thought about buying a 3-in-1 sandwhich toaster where we can serve hot sandwhiches, waffles and grilled food. All of this is nothing but a cloud of stupid dreams whizzing above our heads. The only chance of us ever getting any of these appliances to our cafe will be a massive donation from Hysen's....which is almost impossible..cuz he is not so crazy. So Sayonara to Big Fridge and sandwhich toaster.
National Bus Foundation(NBF)
This is an episode from the MrBrown Show which I have strong feelings for. It's about....Here's the link:
Five JC students waiting at a bus stop outside a Junior College in Pasir Ris for bus 89. The kids frantically waved at the bus as the bus appraoched the bus stop as they have waited for an agonizing 20 minutes. Then, with a sadistic grin, the driver steps hard on the accelerator and speeds away, leaving behind 5 kids with curses flying out of their mouths.
And...
Three JC students waiting outside Campass Point for Bus 27. Out of a sudden a half-rusting Bus 89 approaches the stop with it's last breath of oxygen. With a painful cough, the engine dies and the bus breaks down in front of their faces. After some hard effort opening the rear radiator, the driver manages to inject the last bit of life to the engine and the bus haggers off with a swinging radiator door that threatens to langa(knock down) unsuspecting motorists.
With such third world sandards of service, SBS Transit has decided to take its commuters on a hike. A price hike that is supposedly "painless".
Labels: Mugging, SBS, SengKang
8:39 PM
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part 5:Playing Cards:
Wanted to play Dai Di while rotting outside Perkafe. Then came some "teacher" who confiscated our cards. So, here's a solution to the pain of losing your cards. Make them!
We first start off with drawing out the cards.
This is followed by the photocopying of the templates for mass production.
This way, you won't feel heart-broken when they kena confiscated.
First of all, the person who confiscates them will have no bloody use of them. they're just strips of paper anuway.
Secondly, they're difficult to spot in their own right. Who the hell owns cards with Jacks, Queens and Kings that look like stick-men?
And most importantly, you always can reproduce them from the template which u keep in your locker! =)
Jack
Makan-ing Sushi:
Went to Sakae with Leong, Clarice Bryan and SiYi. Did'nt really exploit the full benefits of the buffet cuz we were quite..err..full. Did lots of funny calculations such as calculating the heigt of our tower of plates of the waitress had not taken them away of us.
And Kids, DO NOT try this at home!
Making traffice jams on the sushi conveyer belt is extremely dangerous whih will lead to uneccessary damage to plates and sushi....AND Wallets.
Happy Birthday Daniel!
This Birthday party is planned courtesy of Faith,Geraldine, SiuYin, Zimin,Mabel and your's truly. Surprisingly, Mr Welfare, Ernest Han En Chou was not involved in this bash....
As a birthday present, we bought him a shirt which should bring some colour to his wardrobe. And....MOST importantly, some quality time with our mascot: ChioBu. Ya, her official name is now :ChioBu...and she's always abused Hysen and Jack...poor piece of cardboard.Destrssing Methods Head Banging: This is THE best way for de-stressing for the mugger. Suitable for ALL ages.
Emoing: Crouching under a table is always a good solution
Jump-Jump:
Though rather childish, this game is suitable for all ages. Though you may attract the attention of some shcoked PE teachers who will go," Oh My Gosh! Our kids have been possessed by kids from meridian Primary!"
This will be followed by,"Nevermind...it's good for their standing broad jump...next time we sure get gole one..." from Boss.
Demonstrations courtesy of SiYi, Clarice, Mabel and Daniel..
Hmmx..some people never Grow Up..
Tying people up: Not a very good idea...ahem...
Hmmx...And i did;nt have the opportunity to take revenge for what happened yesterday...LOL...wait for Biz club chalet...i shall have ALOT of fun...Whipped Cream, Flour and Camera!
Labels: Daniel Chu, de-stress, Illegal cards, Sakae
9:09 PM
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part4:Really worrying to know that a few friends of mine ares very dangerously close to being retained. Hope they have god's will on their side. If not, better buck up next year. I do hope to see them do well in their A's. At least most of the people I'm concerned with got promoted or have high chances of being advanced. i really want to see them in J2 next year.Morning Announcement:This is like THE MOST Malu moment in my life. Not that I;ve never done announcment before, (I have been doing them during my TK days in Council....grrr..) but this time was different. First, it was just so damned sudden. It was like 7am in the morning when I reached school, I felt this stupid vibration in my pocket. Then there was this voice that said" Hayden, I want you to do announcemnt for me this morning."And my reaction was," What the F***?!?!"And I was given like...duno? a few minutes to "rehearse" the speech. And I ended up with that wierdo Derron Tan accent on stage.Here's a short excerpt:," Good morning Ms Lai, Mrs PAng, TeaCHers and FEllow MERidians....Our sTudent, MR HAN EN CHOW(Han En Chou).."ZOMG! Some really wierd pronunciation I had there.It was so damn freaking malu la...I looked like an idiot up there..=(And there were these NICE people who happily cheered for me and took pictures for me! Are they NICE or what? Haha!Do refer to Mabel's blog for more info....AND...PICTURES....EXOROThis is a game that we played during Biz Club meeting today and it was really fun. I'll elaborate more on it at a later date. My stupid PW's waiting for me...grrr..Labels: Announcemnt
10:07 PM
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part 3:Finally got back all the papers. And the results....hmmx...better don't talk about them...It's not very nice to publicize your results.The B's and B's of MJC....This happened while getting bakc my papers for a paticular subject: My grade was S for shit and there were many people complaining behind about getting U's and S's and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, there were these people who were like," YESSSSSS!!!" We passed! 5* le!" and they were screaming and hugging each other and shouting out their grades for the world to hear. Best of all, they were not one of the top scorers. Gosh! Can't they just be more considerate for the people around them?! Can't they just spare a brain cell to think of their friends who did not do as well?! And what is so bloody great about your marks that is so worth of us knowing?! And they really looked like absolute idiots.I'm not trying to be jealous over their grades but it's just so inappropriate with so many people around who are not doing as well. If you really wanted to celebrate, please go somewhere away from the crowd to do so...not everyone wan't to hear how well you did.Anyway, that was not the worse. Worse are these people who would say stuff like this before exams," Shit! I didn't study! neva mind la...let's ALL don't study..we'll all screw together.."And what happens when the papers are given out?! Who gets to ace the papers?! Them! I don't know how the hell they do it, but all I can say that they are just f***ing irritating. Some even go on to despise people who mug, calling them muggers or worse still, Noobs. Haiz! Can't all those b***ards and b***ches just die? They're a burden to our society and to the harmony of Mugger JC. I Mug and I'm proud of it.Anyway, I'm really glad at least one of the people I'm concerned about is now safe from being retained. The rest must really pray hard...Good luck! okay!=)Candids:Okay..enough of ranting. Here're some pics I ripped off Daniel's blog. Sorry I forgot to ask for permission. You may bully me in school tml...wahaha!=)
xin gan qing yuan ( If u duno chinese...good for u...my caption for this pic is very mean) 
SQUAD SEDIA!
Erm...=)
Daniel is shorter than Sandy.Labels: candids, rants
7:56 PM
Monday, October 08, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part 2:Got back some of the promo papers today. Good to say, I don't feel tooo bad about them....meaning..I'm neither happy nor deeply depressed over them..but they are enough to make me emo for a while...so...you should be able to predict how they look like...
As for the special people I'm particularly concerned with, some of them did quite well by passing the papers with not very colourful colours but it's still a pass..which is very good considering how difficult the papers are. Some did'nt do very well, but nevermind, it's just 2 papers..there're more papers...so good luck okay! Some have'nt received a single paper..so I'll keep my fingers crossed. Just pass the damn papers okay?=)
Biz Club celebrates!
Some idiot today really deserves a whacking by all Biz Club members. Our CEO, Mr Han En Chou has topped the level for H1 chem! In order to celebrate this occasion, our Mangaging Director, Mr Wee Jia Xian has kindly sacrificed his dignity to produce the following piece of art on the Perkafe door:
It reads: Perkafe =) will like to congratulate Han En Chou (Top in h1 chem!)
This also translates that EnChou MUST treat us steamboat on Wednesday! =)
This art piece has been produced at a very high cost of physical labour. This resulted in the "assaulting" of a number of artists and spectators on the part EnChou. As an experiment, we blue-toothed the image to Zimin to see whether EnChou would dare to touch her. And being a good boy, he did'nt.
Anyway, if he'd really touched her..or in fact any of my OI team members....hmmmx...hehe...we shall have some EnChou flesh and some of his liver in our steamboat on Wednesday. I'm sure his liver should'nt taste much different from the normal liver we eat...( I don't eat liver by the way..) And we shall decide what soup shall go best with him...herbal or spicy?Anyone?
Latest update: 22.48 08/10/07
En Chou has scored spectacularly in his maths with a score of 8*....it's double digit and begins with an 8. Pro right?! Another reason why he MUST treat us to steamboat. This time I shall spare him no mercy unless he treats us steamboat man.
Oh well...it's either we eat staemboat with herbal chicken and seafood or we have steamboat with chopped EnChou and blood...so we'll still have steamboat anyway...XD I sound so evil..muahaha! =)
Emo
Went to emo at airport cuz I was feeling damn sian...
Can't wait to climb aboard this HongKong bound flight...hehe
Labels: Biz club, Cathay Pacific, En Chou, Mugging withdrawel Symptoms, Perkafeitis
7:21 PM
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Mugging Withdrawel Symptoms Part 1:So promos are over...and I'm sian..PW is pissing me off more than ever before..It's very irritating when some people are doing work and some are'nt and you can't scold any of them..I hate my stpid facade...F*** the stupid system...make us take such a useless subject..Just received my Piano exam grades..And I passed...WoW...quite surprising given that I was blasting for my promos before this exam..Anyway, thankyou Mrs Examiner for being so lenient and letting me pass. A well as the people who blessed me before the exam...your blessings meant alot to me.Hopefully this will be a good omen for my promo results.I heard that 20% of the cohort passed chem...wow....and I'm definitely not inside that 20%Hope every soul I know in MJ gets promoted. Including a few very extremely special people whom I hope will get promoted with me. I won't explicitely say who they are, but if you see me jump with whoops of joy when I see your black colour grades, you should be the ones. (they use black to denote pass and red to denote fail on the report cards)Oh well..good luck everyone...and sayonara
That was random...I've emo-ed too much...grrr....
Labels: usual crap
