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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
MythBusters Mugger's Special Episode 2.Top 10 Mugger myths.These are some myths about mugger life in MJ which we are going to analyse today. Most of which are collected from last year and this year's batch of J1s
1. wah! So cool! POOL TABLE!2.they even have a swing! So romantic!3.Ahh! Tutorials! Dun do nevermind4.Test ar..only lecture test, everyone fail together5.CCA is great! let's run for EXCO position!6.ooh! Mugging is sooooo COOL! It's SO hip!7.what?! they call them Blockies! What a cute name!8.Mr Chee is so nice to bully!XD (this is always true!)9.Chem SPA is just damned Spectacular!10. Let's go out this weekend and play shall we?Sure can catch up one!Our verdict?
Before we proceed, please drop away your mugging material into the nearest book drop. Small people please be careful not to fall in. XDExcessive mugging is bad for your brain( Myth confirmed by people going Woodbridge 1 month prior exams) and body( Confirmed again by "someone" who died at XJC recently...really)Myth1:PlausibleThe pool table is cool but spending too much time pooling will result in "Mdm" throwing you into the pool(the one with a very nice fountain)Myth2:PlausibleDon't get too romantic as the swing is for 3. Besides engrossing too much with your dear will make your other "dear"(your results) angry. And they come with vengence. Don't let those "arrows" that come in "U's" scare you.Myth3: BUSTEDTutorials are a MUST DO! Just look at our blockies! They simply copy-and-paste-ed all the hard hard cheem cheem questions from tutorial! Some tutors actually check studetns for doing their tutorials and those who fail to do so....hehe..ask Chris-Chen. "I give you "FORM A" and you will take it down to Ms Lai and she'll treat you to her personaly hand-made coffee."Myth4:BUSTEDYes. We all fail our tests together. Blockies are a prime example. Quote:"Maths ar..maths very easy. After get back results Ms Lai sure treat us one!"(You know what that means) The consequences shall be censored shall we?Myth5:TOTALLY BUSTEDI shall not elaborate. Ask any EXCO member and you get the full picture. I think Syen will agree with me.Myth6:TOTALLY BUSTEDMUGGING gives you A's during your A's. But over-doing it will kill you.Myth7:TOTALLY BUSTEDBlockies are NOT CUTE at all.Myth8:ConfirmedMr Chee is always very very very very very nice to bully. An exploding cake for his birthday would definitley be suiting (just joking). Very nice to di-siao during consultations too. (I don't take physics by the way)Myth9:BUSTEDSince when is SPA exciting?! If that's the case, our hosts, Adam Savage And Jamie Hynemen would have hosted this episode personally! Forget about big explosions or spectacualr super-sized myths. All you do is memorize, regurgitate, memorize,regurgitate,memorize......until one fine day, you see some slpattered remains of your brain on your SPA paper.Myth10:BUSTEDWhy?One paticularly famous principal once said:To get your A's, you have to mug 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekends.(You should know her well.)Labels: Block Tests, JC life, Meridian JC, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, MugBusters, Mugging, MythBusters
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