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Saturday, February 02, 2008
Welcome to RafflasiaRafflasia, the land of intelligent beings that are immune...I mean..exempted from the pains and sorrows of mugging. And in this land of green pastures ( literally) there exists a heaven for the greatest minds in the whole of Singapore to research, investigate and discover new innovations in running our intelligent, tiny island nation. And, to facilitate to these great minds, we need to have state of the art facilities, proudly sponsored by their rich parents and the generous donations from tax payers like us.
The grand LT, which is HUGE! Compare it to the size of MJ's LT4, it's just..err..damn big! And the air-con is super cold too! MJ's budget air conditioning is no match.The
HUGE atrium. And they have 3 of them. (I think more than 3..) Our Atrium is only a quarter the size.
And they even have a 7-Eleven and a POSB ATM. Think about having one at MJ! Though I have a good suggestion. Especially for those who don't want to mop floor every day: Let's franchise out perkafe to 7-Eleven!
The RJSC is nice enough to create a welfare department. And guess what's one of their initiatives? Mega Mugging Madness? I think that should be done by MJSC. "Meridian Mega Mugging Madness" MMMM. This brings us to...
MMMM=Meridian Mega Mugging Madness 
Dear J1s,
Feeling high after Orientation? Think Azimuth is no kick for your energetic body? Think MMM is just walking 10km around Singapore? Wana enjoy MMM everyday in College? Fear no further! Because We have MMMM! One more "M" than MMM cuz it packs a bigger punch!
MMMM is none other than Meridian Mega Mugging Madness! The latest and hottest craze in Singapore JCs! Joining is easy! Just grab any mugging material from any Meridian Tutor and start MUGGING!! It's that EASY! Further more, we guarantee you no mugging cock-ups by all those insanely difficult Physics and Econs questions. Subscribe to a "friendly" tutor or mug-mate and we guarantee you smooth sailing!
So wait no further! Top-up your brain juice! Stock up your mugging material! And prepare for the greatest Mugging experience in your life! Join MMMM!
(Sorry Zimin and SiuYin, I could'nt find a funnier picture...XD)
Chingay
I shall not elaborate much about it cuz CHINGAY IS A DISASTER. Given the poor management and organisaional skills of the Sector IC's and EXCO, I will be greatly relieved if the event did'nt encounter a major problem, less to say run smoothly. The chaoticness is 100x worser than NAP Astro and 10000x worser than the worst Biz Club meetings. Ask any of your friends who went today. And the shirt looks DAMN GAY this year! OMG!
Labels: Azimuth, Chingay, Meridian Mega Mugging Madness, MJ Orientation, MMM, MMMM, RJC
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