Today:29/09/07 and Lianhezaobao:29/09/07 featuring err.....school management and...who's that??

Acknowledgments: A Great Thankyou to all TK teachers who have slaved long ours just for our sake and helping us Ace our O's. We could'nt have survived without you. To all TK Seniors and Juniors for all the fun and laughter. And most of all, to everyone in the class of 2006 especially 4B 2006! You guys rock to the core man! If not for our stellar O level grades we would'nt have gone this far.

To all juniors: Feel pressure already? Feeling stressed? that because we've helped you set another very the impossibly high target for your O's. Mug like a Meridian and drink in whatever brain juice that you've not drunk and you'll pass your O's like nobody's business!=)

Labels: School Excellence Award, TK

10:22 PM

Friday, September 28, 2007

Welcome to...

Went to mug at the Budget terminal after the Biz Club meeting today.
The Biz club meeting was the usual. Open House and all the preparations and saikang that awaits us. This probably means no partying time for me after my stupid China Studies paper cuz I will have to start cleaning up Perk as soon as my paper ends, plus do all the buying. Then went to lunch with Siu Yin,Zi Min, JunJing, and Daniel. Walked TM for a while after lunch then went Airport alone to mug.

This week, the terminal was quieter than last week where I shared the terminal with 3 other mugger friends from Mugland. Today, I virtually had the entire Arrival Hall to myself, excluding the few minutes when a plane from Ho Chi Min,Vietnam arrived. Other than that, I saw no other flights until 5.30pm.And I even had a very hard-working uncle to clear the hall of all the baggage trolleys. there are about 50 trolleys so the flight was'nt very full. (From Vietnam mar..not China..If the flight from China I think I will 被吵死...all the China Ah Lians and screaming kids... )

These are the very fun to operate vending machines by Coke. Last week we played with it so that it came out with coffee that is extra, sweet, with extra cream and with double the amount of coffee powder. as for today, since I was wearing Mj shirt, i decided not to screw up the "great" name of MJ so I merely pressed the norm for my coffee.

Time:3.17pm

Time: 4.25pm

Still only one person in the hall. Me. It was only until 4.25 that I saw some visitors.

Happened to see this Coca Cola guy who came to collect coins from the machine. And he aparently tripped over someone's luggage and he "splashed" money all over the hall. Poor guy...Lucky Singaporeans are honest people so no one stole his money and some people went over to help him "sweep" the coins. =)

Here are the neoprints that some of you wanted to see. Did'nt upload the last one cuz no space.


Photo of Tiger Airways aircrcaft is from http://www.airliners.net/
neoprints submited by Leon.
All photos in this post are taken by the author unless specified.

Labels: Budget terminal, neoprints

9:39 PM

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Mid Exam Post:
Finally! I have ONE more bloody China Studies paper before I get temporarily liberated from mugging...at least until January next year..Hurray!
Here are some mugging related stuff that happened during the past few weeks.
First of all, I had a bunch of really nice people who always mugged with me during this torturous monthy, hopefully we'll all get promoted..thanks guys! U rock!
One of the more interesting mugging events included Mr Chee's birthday which we "celebrated" for him....

Part of the card we made for him. We bought him a mooncake. Topped with a relightable candle...which did'nt work....haizzz...If not we could've made him hyperventilate and faint or something...oops! =)
Another event worthy of mentioning is our Mug-trip to our nation's famous Budget Terminal. This has got to be one of the best kept secret places to mug. First of all, traffic here is EXTEREMELY low..during our entire afternoon there, we saw only 2 flights. One for Vietnam, the other from Bangkok. So you effectively have the ENTIRE airport terminal to yourself, including the cleaner auntie and S'pore Tourism Board uncle. And you don't get the zillions of kids and Angmos and Chinese tourists in the other 2 terminals which recieve a zillion flights daily. Oh and the coffee machine at the terminal is worth mentioning. It gives you a much larger serving than the one in school and you also get to play with the controls which give you some random coffee which tastes quite good.

The interior of the machine. It's maintained by Coke by the way...

Some post Exam De-Mugging activities:

KBox is definitely one of the best places to de-stress and de-mug. Take Daniel here for example...sing until his mouth open wide wide....Hmmm...he seems troubled...Photo courtesy of Mabel Ng. Photoshoped by hayden

Contradictions....So in the end you still can't smoke inside...

One of the funnier neo-prints we took. Due to our negligible understanding of Jap language, we clicked the wrong key....so we had a blank neo-print...nice right?

During Exam events:
Day1:
Let's start with GP and Chinese. GP was slightly more survivable than Mid-years. The essay was barely manageable. I wrote on the computers question. The compre was a killer as usual. It was just F***ing cheem sprinkled with lots of cheemalologies and highly "British" terms that Chinese educated peiople like me have a hell of a time understanding. As Jamie Oliver once said,"Bloody hell!" This phrase should be a fitting description.
Chinese was OK. The compre was cheem...but I think it's pass-able.
Day2:
No papers. Went school to mug. Joined in the afternoon with the usual mugging clique. Spent lots of time mugging geog and memorizing mechanisms for Chem. This was damned bloody pissing me off as the events on Day3 would show...
Day3:
Geog: We flipped open the insert hoping that the topic on Mass Movement would come out as hinted. No, It was weathering. and we were shown a crazy picture of limestone which looks like granite. Wonderful! So every one of us "happily" took out our battered pens and we started to smoke.....
Chem: I have only one word to describe it: FUCK! That's all I'm going to say. Not worth spatting about all the shit that happened. It was a bloody waste of time and it made no difference if I ponned the paper.
Day4:
It rained like all hell broke loose this morning. Maths was Ok and I'm glad to say I can pass this paper. Thankyou Miss Lee! And Thankyou maths department for your mercy! Yay!

Oh well, time to end my half day of slacking and re-start my mug-mode for my China Studies paper. Gosh what a stupid timetable! I could have been liberated earlier! 谁叫我那么活该?!

Labels: De-mug, de-stress, Exams, Kbox, promos

7:38 PM

Friday, September 21, 2007

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This is just one thing you MUST HAVE for promos!

I heard you could cheat with this...

Do come back for more after Oct 2nd.

Pictures from: mugalomaniac.blogspot.com
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Labels: Ti-84 plus

10:49 PM

Friday, September 14, 2007

DAS Teacher EXPERIMENT

The following experiment was conducted during the September Hols. The aim of this experiment is to see how willing teachers are to respond to emergency mugging situations such as Severe Acute Mugging Disorders(SAMS), Mug-Flus as well as Severe Impulsive Mugging Disorders(SIMD) at the expense of sacrificing their private time. E.g dating. Note that this experiment is only applicable to teachers of the opposite sex of the student.

Conditions for experiment

Teacher victim preferably of opposite sex.

Initial preparation:A distraught student in desperate need for consultation.

Procedure: call up teacher and try to court him/her to date you on consultation. Here's a short excerpt:

Mugger: How come cannot come out today? Got date arhz?

Mr Chee: I where got date? No girls asked me out. (lolx. where got girls want to ask you out? :p)

Mugger: Never mind, no girls ask you out, We, me C***** and M***** is asking you out now. We shall date you for consultation.

Having 3 girls to date should appeal to the palets of most male teachers. Like wise for females teachers. Who on earth could resist the opportunity to date with 3 Meridian Chio bus/Suai ges all at 1 go?

Additional conditions to keep teacher entertained:

Use a GC( I.MUG) to entertain him. Get him addicted to the wide variety of music and games available. This ensures teacher is entertained and to sit with you for the next four hours.

Results: You should be able to maximise your mugging potential and Ace your promos.

Acknowledgements:
Mr Chee for kindly sacrificing his date for this experiment
Geraldine Tay for providing transcripts and calling Mr Chee posing as distrught student.

Disclaimer: Users are to use these results at your own risk. The Blogger shall not be responsible for any property damage, injury or life lost.

Season Break
This post also marks the last post I will ever post before Promos. Happy mugging people! Lets all get promoted together! =) Do tag if you feel so cuz I will come online occasionally to reply them..

Do come back after Oct2 for more crap from me XD

Labels: Mugging, season break

7:57 PM

Thursday, September 06, 2007

MugNote:
We all know that promos are coming. And until today there are still many people who have been getting straight U's and S's. Take desmond for example. He used to be getting U's last year and he still got U's for his promos. So why are some U-graders getting promoted while some are not? maybe, they had this:

Mugnote:
Instructions of use:

Anyone who's name is written on this note shall kena...RETAIN

Dots.....lame...Go and MUG LA! Pia! Pia! Pia!

And I just found out that my post on National Stadium got featured on yesterday.sg

http://yesterday.sg/detail/national_stadium_memories

Labels: Mugnote

10:10 PM

Dairy of a Mugging Student: Reloaded
updated on Sep8 to correct details and add more crap: =)

Went back to Mugland to mug. First mugged alone cuz Mabel and the rest were late. Ended up mugging with Mabel and Clarice in the morning. And I finally Pia-ed finish my Geog revision package! YaY! Now I can proceed on to re-do my tutorials!

Geraldine came only during lunch time cuz she overslept. Aparently she had fallen alsleep after I woke her up in the morning with my call. Bought us Chicken rice and we drank some "whatever" from the SC machine.

Then geraldine went to call her phy teacher, Mr Chee, who willingly sacrificed his date to date her for her physics consultations. LOL! Then went to see Miss tan who taught us some more maths stuff and more uses of the stupid GC which has become less stupid after we know more about it.

Then went to Pia some of my maths and Pia finish my chem. Whoosh! And we found out that the chem revision package was actually quite easy...only thing was that the chem department went to add a thick layer of shit as toppings to make them look very hard. Gosh! So promos must beware! Look between the words!

Then we were joined with the guys from Mabel's class, JK, Desmond ant they all...helped to liven the mood and add in the the "jokes" from Mr Chee. And he really know how to bully Geraldine! Even better than me and Mabel..haha!LOL....but actually I think that guy also quite nice to bully...or why would he so spontaneously agree to fly back to school from SengKang to teach her?

Then had dinner with JK, Geraldine and the rest of the guys. The meal was funny cuz we each had something to complain about our food...Such as some disgusting Pig Liver, Wierd spicy soup and Cha Siew which tastes sweet...yea..cuz Kopitiam, their food quality really cannot make it la...

Hmmm..guess that's all for all the mugging...currently I'm still quite slow on maths. So I'll have to pia it full time tommorow. And I still have to re-mug my Chem cuz i vomited alot of blood over the revision package. Oh well, better stop blogging too. Promos is only 3 weeks away!



Before I sign off, here's a thankyou list:
Thankyou to Mabel, Clarice and Geraldine for muggin with me and answering my questions.
Thankyou Daniel and Geraldine for letting me bully.
Thankyou Miss Tan for teaching me.
Thankyou Mr Chee for your entertaining..err..stuff..
Thankyou to JK for providing me another new target to bully.
Thankyou MOE for taking my life away.

More crap:
GRAPHING TECHNIQUES! GRRR!!!!

Labels: Mugging, usual crap

9:33 PM

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Diary of a Mugging Student:
Today was one of the most productive days in mugging.

First itinary on the list is a Chem Clinic by Mr Kua...which was not as productive as I'd expected. Cuz the questions were only A-level standard. Don't believe me try the Promo Chem Package and you'll freak out and die...I skipped alot alot of questions. Don't believe me, ask Mabel, Clarice, Daniel or DiWei. They saw lots of papers fly.


and please be prepared to get a shcok when you see a question on "saturated vapour pressure"and this compound in the package:


This is Dinitrogen Oxide by the way.

Maths...and...my stupid GC...

My pencil case is hungry....

Went mugging with the four kind souls mentioned above. First mugged maths and got myself an shcok at the Math promo package....and my Differenciation tutorial. Lucky we had consultation with Ms June Tan who taught us a zillion tips on how to maximize the ability of our GC. This includes the amazing ZOOM Box which has greatly facilitated us in doing graphing questions.YAY! Learnt alot from her la...
Later, after more mugging, I got myself stuck in a lump of insane differenciations....grrrr....duno why on earth they made it so hard for us...


Oh well...finally figured out some chemistry shit regarding the crazy compound I mentioned above...And I just found out that the combustion question on Organic chem is Un-doable. After checking with my stupid GC and my old calculator countless times,I have confirmed an error with the numbers given as I have confrimed no error in my calculations.

Labels: Mugging, usual crap

8:00 PM

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Hello...Goodbye
Just happened to watch this touching film about a 2004 Tsunami victim who lost his wife and daugther in the waves. And he said one thing which I found very inspiring:

When we see everyone everyday, we take them for granted until the day we leave this world. And it's until this day that we finally realize how much we have neglected this friend or relative.

And from now on I shall try to go agianst human instinct and try to achieve this...hopefully..

Gosh...I miss them man!

September Holidays:

= Time to MUG for Promos

Labels: friends, promos

7:55 PM