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Friday, September 25, 2009
一個很暴露的小故事A little FLESHY story
幾天前，我被人抽籤抽中我做防化演習的‘傷者’。儅我得知這消息后，我就知道情況不妙了。應為在防化演習中儅傷者的‘幸運者’都需要做一樣我很怕做的事：在公衆場所裏脫衣。（啊！！！）還好我還有幾位同僚陪我一起遭殃。哈哈！
A few days ago, I was 'sabotaged' to be a casualty in a Hazmat excercise. Hazmat is a word I'm all too familiar of as medic-when you're acasualty you will need to do something which I'm most afraid of: Strip. Oh no! At least I had a few 'brothers' to be with me through this.
演習當晚，‘幸運者’們被安排座巴士從集合処到演習地點。（由於演習涉及國家機密，所演習地點不方便透露。）到了演習地點我們換上了我們不要的衣服。這是由於在清洗傷者的過程中，救護人員會把傷者的衣服剪爛。過後，我們就被安排躺在指定的位置。我那天比較倒黴，被安排扮演‘重傷’的傷者。（哎呀！這次糟了！）
On the night of the excercise all of the 'casualties' were bused to the location (undisclosed due to national security) and we changed into our unwanted clothes a they would be cut up when we are decontaminated. After all the preparation, we were assigned places to 'die' and lie down. To add more to my suay-ness I was assigned to be a P1 or seriously injured casualty.(Oh no!! this means more clothes are going to be cut!!!AHHH!!!)
從我們到達演習地點到演習開始得時間足足有四個小時。我躺的地面是馬路，所以非常硬，很不舒服。但是我實在太累了所以不知不覺地入睡了。吾...對不起，應該是半昏迷狀態，應為我‘睡’的時候還聽到周圍的人的講話聲。
From the time the casualties were planted to the start of the excercise we were just told to lie down(or sleep) and wait. In our case, it was 4 hours.My location was in the middle of the road so it was SUPER hard and VERY uncomforatble. However I was too tired so I fell asleep anyway.
演習開的時候我也不知道發生什麽事。總知，我醒來的時候我就看見一位穿上全副武裝的救援人員拉動我的腳。（那套’武裝’有點像'天綫德德B' (teletubbies)) 哈哈！由於不夠擔架，我就被這位救護員拉到‘安全’的地方（急救區）。嘩...被人拉的感覺一點也不舒服，我的雙手好像要被拉斷使得。我還被人傢罵我重。我心想：我的體重60公斤都沒有，這也叫重？！那‘安全的地方一點也不安全，它是在一架消防車前，非常可怕。
When the exercise started, I was still dazed. This was mainly because I was rudely awaken by a rescuer who suddenly pulled me hard on the arms. The jerk felt like my ands were to be amputated. This was followed by me being dragged along the floor. Reason? They did not have enough stretchers. ARRGGHH!! And the funny thing was that the recuer complained about my weight. He was like,' Wah lau eh..why you so heavy sia!!!' And I thought: WHAT R HELL?! I'm only 58kg and you call this HEAVY?!?! We were then dumped a t a first aid point..in front of a fire engine. I wonder what would happen of the fire engine were to move..will we get crushed?
在急救區，我被人亂抹（非禮！！哈哈！），亂踩，還被人打針。幸好那針是假的。不然，我早就把他們給殺了！哎...講道尾，我們被很多人侵犯就對了。接下來的就更‘暴露’了。吾...還是不要寫好了。不讓你們亂想！總知到最後，所有人都是赤犖犖的。
At the first aid point we got 'treated' by being touched (ALOT of times),stepped on,injected (lucky not real ones) and to be more crude:molested. The next scene is..well..I shall not say much.bascically you expect to see alot of flesh! oops!
還好，當我快要被‘沖洗’前我聽到我最想聽到的消息：演習終止！所以我不用‘遊街示衆’！哈哈！其他同僚們就沒那麽幸運了，有些真的被人（哈哈！），非常尷尬。還是不要把自己的快樂建立在別人的尷尬上，我不要多講了。不過我真的要說，”其實我的命運也算不錯，不要有太高的要求。希望我們下次不會遭殃啦！
However, fortunately for me, just as I was about to be washed and decontaminated, I heard the most beautiful phrase of the night: Excercise cut! Phew! I'm SO lucky that I did not get stripped or washed. My other 'brothers' were not so lucky. Most of them got washed and one of them got stripped to his underwear! Sexy! haha! Anyway, thank god and whoever who blessed me that night nothing 'bad' happened to m that night. Hmm.. guess I'm still quite blessed afterall. Thankyou! Hope all of us won't get to go through this again!
小後記 Postscript：
這漫畫其實是一個跟易傢家具（IKEA)有關的小作品。跟沖涼沒什麽關係。雖然是有點黃色，有點佼笑。哈哈！
This cartoon is actually a scene in IKEA and is a bit unrelated to my story. I guess you should know who they are: Charles, Zimin, SiuYin and Jia Xian. And for all those who are concerned, no need to worry about Zimin,SiuYin an Charles ar not =)-ing her. The shower DOES NOT work at IKEA.Labels: Charles, JiaXian, random, SiuYin, Zimin
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