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Friday, August 15, 2008
Singapore's 4th University: And what is it called?After much debate and discussion, we still have not settled for a name for our fourth university. But, our muggers at meridian Junior College have come up with a brilliant name. Courtesy of MJC Multi-Purpose Co-Operative CEO Mr Han E.C. And it's not NUS, not SMU, but MUS! MERIDIAN UNIVERSITY SINGAPORE.
Note:MUS would like to apologize for our 1-minute drawn crest. No photoshop.Welcome to MUS:MUS was concepted out of a group of educationall inspired muggers who have a pity to the common mugger who is facing a heck of a difficulty trying to chiong into a university. Our current campus location is White Sands Drive 21. (By the way, White Sands in Malay or isi it Tamil?? is Pasir Ris)
Special features:All students at meriidan are provided with an Meridian I-MUG. I-MUG functions not only as a graphic calculator, but also as a personal organiser and connection to their fellow muggers and various faculties. The I-MUG can also be personalised to be installed with MP3 function to record down lectures. (Though music will be automatically blocked by our super powderful filter system).Meridian I-MUGs are also equipped with a special function called: I-STRESS. I-STRESS can be activated by students in desperate need for stress-induced motivation to mug for their tests and exams. The most common product of this function will be: Exams is just 80 days away. (Did you know A levels is just 80 days away from today?)
Our state of the art campus with a brilliant sunrise.
We all know girls no longer need to take NAPFA and all the guys don't need to think about army cuz (NS is over) but at Meridian, we care for our muggers. That's why, we've introduced a first for Singaporean Universities: I-SLIM! I-SLIM is a special programme for all students to ensuire their bodies are in tip-top condition to face( nothing else but exams!) Because fat make syou lazy (as some claim...this blog is strongly against it) so we'll drive the fat out of every mugger to ensure 100% muscle capcity. =)
Our campus also features another first for Singapore and the world. I-MUG-SPACE. This MUG-SPACE allows for the perfect environment for discussion and mugging. Currently, MUS holds the world record for the most number of mugging benches in a campus. This facility is widely enjoyed by all of our muggers.Graduates for Meridian are affectionately known as Meridian University Graduates: MUGs. We guarantee MUGs a high chance of employment at our local mugging instituitions such as.....Meridian Junior College! copyright 2008-MUSAn Olympic Size Distraction
The Olympics is just SO Addictive! Badminton! Volleyball! Swimming! Table Tennis! Fencing! Athletics! Gymnastics! There's just SO Much to watch! And SO little time!Last week's opening was just splendid. Despite the allegations over the 'fake voice" and 'animated fire-works" It can still be a job well done by Beijing given all the blood and sweat they put in to make this show a success. I particularly want to commend LiNing for his stellar performance while lighting the torch. According to HK press (Ming Pao) Li trained for 1 whole month for this event and often without knowledge from his wife. Which means he bore the wrath of his wife quit ea number of times for coming home super late (1am 2am...I guess any wife would do that). the fireworks at the end was also very good. And not to mention cheering for my favourite teams: Team China, Chinese Taipei, Team Singapore, Japan, and ofcourse: Team Hong Kong! Though regarded as one of the lousier teams (Because all we hope for is just a medal) But as SanSan said:香港運動員唔係垃圾.Everything is possible. So let's wish all our athletes a reat time at Beijing and let's enjoy the beauty of sport.Finally some cheers:
中国加油!Singapore Boleh!Kambate Japan!香港加油加油!!!!!!PS:Dye to the addictive nature of the plympics, I shall be mugging more in school to stay away from the TV. Yikes!
Labels: 4th, Meridian JC, MUS, Singapore, university
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