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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
惊天大发现! (MJ正点新闻)News Scoop Express (MJ News)
MUGGING BENCHES COLONIZED BY FRESHIES
J2s beware! Your position as the supreme muggers of Meridian JC are over! For the first time since the 2006 batch graduated, the mugging benches have been colonized by freshies.
According to mugging specialists, the sudden wave of mugging phenomenon is attributed to the following causes:
1. The intense mugging culture of MJ has overwhelmed the freshies since day 1. this results in a strong desire to mug as much or even better than resident J2s.
2.The deprivation of mugging. According to experienced tutors, the average mugger needs to feed on mugging material at an average of 4 hours on weekdays and 10 hours on weekend. Most freshies have not mugged since the end of O levels. The utter deprivation of mugging drove them to resume back to their normal feeding cycle.
3. The installation of air-conditioners. Due to extra funding, our college is air-conditioning the enitre F and E blocks. According to conspiracy theorists, it is believed that a subductive halogen " MUGerene" is pumped through the air-conditioners. This results in freshies being subdued by the gas and automatically turn themselves into high efficiency muggers. J2s are immune to the gas as they have been over-mugged.
Notes: All the above are ment for satirical entertainment ONLY.
MYSTERIOUS ABSEILERS SPOTTED IN COLLEGE
According to eye-witnesses, these pystery personalities are re-painting the wall.
Labels: News Scoop Express, 惊天大发现
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