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Friday, September 14, 2007
DAS Teacher EXPERIMENTThe following experiment was conducted during the September Hols. The aim of this experiment is to see how willing teachers are to respond to emergency mugging situations such as Severe Acute Mugging Disorders(SAMS), Mug-Flus as well as Severe Impulsive Mugging Disorders(SIMD) at the expense of sacrificing their private time. E.g dating. Note that this experiment is only applicable to teachers of the opposite sex of the student.
Conditions for experiment
Teacher victim preferably of opposite sex.
Initial preparation:A distraught student in desperate need for consultation.
Procedure: call up teacher and try to court him/her to date you on consultation. Here's a short excerpt:
Mugger: How come cannot come out today? Got date arhz?
Mr Chee: I where got date? No girls asked me out. (lolx. where got girls want to ask you out? :p)
Mugger: Never mind, no girls ask you out, We, me C***** and M***** is asking you out now. We shall date you for consultation.
Having 3 girls to date should appeal to the palets of most male teachers. Like wise for females teachers. Who on earth could resist the opportunity to date with 3 Meridian Chio bus/Suai ges all at 1 go?
Additional conditions to keep teacher entertained:
Use a GC( I.MUG) to entertain him. Get him addicted to the wide variety of music and games available. This ensures teacher is entertained and to sit with you for the next four hours.
Results: You should be able to maximise your mugging potential and Ace your promos.
Acknowledgements:
Mr Chee for kindly sacrificing his date for this experiment
Geraldine Tay for providing transcripts and calling Mr Chee posing as distrught student.
Disclaimer: Users are to use these results at your own risk. The Blogger shall not be responsible for any property damage, injury or life lost.
Season Break
This post also marks the last post I will ever post before Promos. Happy mugging people! Lets all get promoted together! =) Do tag if you feel so cuz I will come online occasionally to reply them..
Do come back after Oct2 for more crap from me XD
Labels: Mugging, season break
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