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Sunday, June 03, 2007
SBS Introduces Rocking Bus Seats: After some long discussions with the LTA, SBS has finally introduced the long awaited rocking bus seats. This has been widely celebrated by the public, who have endured over 40 years of a rather unsatisfactory bus service. SBS Chairman Mr Peh Ohr Dai explains how their new seats work:
"Our new Bus seats are very economical and cost-effective. This is because they are not new at all! But it is NEW because it is a very new and innovative. Just like our company, always coming up with new innovative ideas to serve our beloved customers! Besides, NEW water is not new at all, because it is reclycled from our sewage, but we call it new, because it is re-NEWed! Just like our NEW bus seats, they are re-NEWed from our current seats! Our seats will be progressively modified with time because we must stay economical. This done by encouraging our bus drivers to slam harder at the breaks. The force produced by this innovative action will shake off the central screws in our "old" seats. By removing the screw, we have created a very comfortable rocking chair as it allows the passenger to rock his seat forward and backward."
There have, however been questions raised by the public whether the seats are safe. Especially when the bus driver slams his brakes...
Note to readers:
This is no joke. Try taking the NEW wheelchair friendly buses on line 196 and other lines that offer such service. Some of the screws on the seats are really falling off..and no one is caring...do try rocking the seats( They really rock then the bus accelerates and decelerates)...it's very "comfortable". But nose break don't find me ar...haha...
Mugging updates:
Gosh...screw math...this is probably the only subject where I am curse while I mug. I'm currently havving a really nice problem with method of difference and it's killing me. Tried to slot in bits of China Studies to moderate the cheemness in my brain..grrr...can't wait 4 MYE to be over.
Anyway, apologies for my poorly produce cartoon on the bus seats. I did them with photoshop in 15 mins during dinner break. hehe...I'll come up wif some better quality products soon...I mean..in the not too far future..like Dec Holidays
Labels: Mugging, SBS, usual crap
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