Singapore's Best Emo-spot Tops 5 countdown Hello muggers! Getting sick and tired of lugging all those lecture notes to school? Feeling super demoralized by those class tests? Feeling the crush of mid-years?Starting to get swamped by the sea of mugging material to mug? Need time to EMO? Wait no further! Our list of top emo-spots allows you to seek spiritual peace and enlightenment in the most effective way! (just like school..sian..) #5: Roof-top of Esplanade: Very good scenery and not many people to see the emo side of you. But the ammenities are just damn bloody EXPENSIVE. #4:MRT station. Get dizzy with our fast and furious MRT! No seclusion and privacy but it definitley gets you into that emo-mood doesn't it? (ANNNND..for your safety,please stand behind the yellow line.) #3: Punggol: No other place in Singapore can get more desolate than this. You can walk an entire block without seeing anyone. Thumbs of for privacy and seclusion...as for your safety...hmm... #2:Pasir Ris Street 21 Feeling the need to get even more demoralised? Come here! You'll love it! And you can get all the seclusion and privacy you want doing even more tutorials and mock-papers.(Very fun!) #1:Under the counter @ PerKafe! Probably the most secluded,safest and most comfortable emo-spot on earth! You get all the seclusion while hiding under the table with the moody dim lighting, with free air-con service. And you get all the privacy you want as long as buggers like Desmond and Hayden(Who asked them to be OM anyway??) don't mop the floor and swipe you away with that dingy mop. Best of all, just in-case, you can always seek the help of our angels who are always ready to inject that 'yay-ness' in you! =) (I think 'Charlie' will agree with that.)
