流感七步曲 Seven Steps To Get Sick As some of you know, I've kena-ed some stupid flu again. If you're looking forward to getting an MC away from the stresses of class, here're 7 ways that can help.
1.Start doing PW and stop sleeping. These two activities come hand in hand as PW is an active agent to prevent sleeping. Cure: Start attending Econs lectures at MJC, our lecturers are famous for their magical cure for insomnia. 2.Stop Excercising. This ensures you lower your immunity against disease. Cure: Make friends with the MJ PE department, and they'll run 2.4 with you everyday. 3.Go sing in the rain and get drenched. Cure: Don't be stupid, get an umbrella. 4.Stop eating vegetables. Cure: listen to MJ's PE lectures, they'll scare the shit our of your ass. You'll start eating them again. 5:Take in lots of of fats and trans-fats. Cure: Ask Jamie Oliver to cook for you. ( He claims his dishes are low in fat and all sorts of those rubblish..) 6: Enjoying air-con in a freezing SBS bus after a long jog. You'll freeze..and.. Cure: Get a bus without air-con. 7: Get an over-dose of Coke. Cure: When people say "free-flow" means you take as much your boday can tahan..not drink 10 plus cupfuls (BURP!!) and end up getting overdosage of caffiene.
Aniwaes, thankyou to all who have shown concern, I'll be back in skool tml..yay! To see more shit from PW..not so nice to hear about it..