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Monday, May 14, 2007
Beware of SASS dear muggers!Oh well..sounds like my flu is no isolated case. An flu epidemic has broken loose in MJ...presumably called:SASS(Severe Acute Slacking Syndrome). This flu virus causes the mugger to slack. initial symptoms include bad headaches and fever, followed by intense pain int the throat and a change in voice. Usually the resultant voice sounds like a Bass. This epidemic has caused many J1 muggers and tutors to fall half-dead during lectures and tutorials. even our Math Tutor was not spared. Poor Miss Lee had to tame all 13 of us monkeys with a bad throat...and I thought my interview was screwed thanks to my throat.perkafe revamp!Finally! It's here! perkafe is upgraded with new flavours and products! Our sales today can only be descibed as "ooh la la extroadinare!" The J2s said we made at least $200 today. This is more than double our daily income. However, we had a major screw-up during recess. Some crazy person ordered 25 scoops of ice-cream,2 brownies and 5 pizzas. The order clogged up our small oven and caused a pile-up of orders. we lost some orders and our stove got so hot that fumes from burnt cheese started to ooze out of the oven door and up towards the ceiling. By then end of 3 periods, the ceiling abouve the stove is peppered with a thin layer of "chao-da-ed" cheese precipitate. And Hysen was joking about it all the while. And thanks to him, we got to save some aluminium foil for our oven. Why? he reminded us to put butter on the foil to prevent the Pizzas from sticking to it. And this point has been emphasized over and over again...and no one took notice...haiz...Saw siu Yan at the bus stop today and crapped with her about our hair-razing interview last Friday. Aparently, only 5 out of 6 of us in O Department got through. Lols...hope everyone else does well for the rally! jiayou! Chinese testTommorow is a big day because...yes...it's our first Chinese test for our JC life! How "thrilling"! To all O Muggers mgging their Os, here's a sneak preview of what you will expect in your first JC1 Chinese Test:1.Chinese proverb: If you have been studying or have been consistent in chinese this section is a must score. The proverbs can mostly be understood by word(字面解释) and it's in MCQ. They give you the proverb and choice of menaings..easy? wiat till next section..2.Seen Passage from 课文. This is an comprehension consisting MCQ and open ended questions. The passage will be from a 课文 from your text book. So you should pass if you studied.3Unseen passage. This is the KILLER part of the paper cuz it takes up a considerable weightage as well as it's high level of difficulty. The passage comes in 2 distinct varieties. The first one being from high end authors who write cheem Chinese texts from China, HongKong and Taiwan.The second type will be texts written by our highly respected PAP government mostly about how to speak "good Chinese"...and such texts are to be written in a strange variety of ungramatical or should I say nonsensical chinese. Here's a classic example:华语作文 ...This phrase is probably the crem-de-la-crem of all gahment Chinese errors...who on earth writes Chinese essays in spoken chinese?!?!?! It's like...hey..come write me an essay in spoken English...Fortunately most Sinagporeans are smart enough not to make such gross errors...even Sec1 kids can write better!Verbal Vomiting:Hurray! We are having our Chem and geog test on Friday back to back!!! This means we are going to ice-blend all our geog and chem notes and drink them till we vomit everything out on our scripts! Then we'll leave all the remnants of our half-digested notes all over the place for other desperate muggers to feed on! what a charity! LoLs...happy mugging muggers...we'll have lots of fun vomiting all our facts out...=)Labels: Biz club, Chinese, Perkafe revamp, SASS, usual crap, verbal vomiting
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