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Monday, March 26, 2007

What Happens after TAF...
As everyone knows, our government has decided to do away with TAF(HURRAY!). Cuz TAF is FAT spelled backwards and it has been criticized as a form a discrimination against the FAT students. Ever since TAF has been done away with, many die-hard supporters of TAF(crazy..) have voiced their displeasure because they can't think of a way to slim down the presently "overweight" student population. Be it out of sadism or not, such people feel that FAT people should be stigmatized so that they will have a drive and determination to loose weight.
As Muglanders, being a supporter of human rights, we do not support such oppresive moves. So mugalnd has suggested to following to MOE to see if they fancy such programees...so far..they have been rather successful at Mugland.

1.SPA
No I'm not talking about your spa treatments and bla...but it's Science Pratical Asessment(SPA)...yes..SPA is indeed a very effective way for muggers to trim down due to the following reasons. First of all, SPA is often held in enclosed spaces like science labs. The often high temperatures associated with SPA(Bunsen burners) and stuffy environment makes for a good opportunity to boil off all your fats.

2.Fruits
Join the eat fruits week organized by 07S501! Eat fruits everyday for lunch and ensure you don't chuck in uneccesary amounts of fat!

3.Addictives
No..not MSG. By adding addicitves such as plastic and kersosene to fatty foods like fries and chicken rice, muggers will surely shun away from eating such fat giving foods! If you want an even more extreme way, season chicken with sand paper, the effects will be even more starking..provided they don't get stuck in your throat and you die of suffocation.

4.Weighing Scales
Screw the scales and make them extra sensitive. Make sure they register you as "overweight" even when you are underweight and severely overweight when you have normal weight. You will immediately feel FAT an will want to lose of every extra pound you can. Perfect way to train our Track and Field.

5.Mass Humuliation
Raise the bar and set impossible-to-make-targets so that everyone fails their NAPFA. By then, everyone be it fat or thin will be deemed unfit. Fair right? So everyone will be called back at 6.45 every morning for morning runs until every inch of fat is drained from them.

There you have it...five very fun and interesting ways to replace the TAF programme. Now critics won't need to worry about overweight kids anymore.
Applies to all muggers,infant,juvenile or professionals..all applicable=)

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